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Topic: An Irish blonde joke
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: An Irish blonde joke
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:25am

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,

'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blonde's are dumb; but all men are men.



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Replies:
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:32am
hahahaha love itlol


Posted By: Snickerdoodle
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:03am
LMAO!
Jo that's awesome

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Posted By: Tiff
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:08am
Tee Hee

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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:10am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:20am
LMAO!

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Posted By: Kelpa
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:46am
Very cool..have copied and pasted and sent on its merry rounds!

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Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:58am
hahahahaha

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Posted By: MumsyMoo
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 12:32pm
Well, being naturally blonde and half Irish... I'm going to admit I had to read that three times before clicking and finally getting it. Hahaha

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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 12:43pm
Lmao Serenity!  I'm part Irish but also naturally brunette so I'm ok

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Posted By: queenbean
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 12:45pm
Hehehe.



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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 7:59pm
We're both laughing at that one!!!!

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Posted By: mummyofprinces
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:43pm
Oh that is fantastic! That has to be one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time.

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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:46pm
Ha ha - Love it!!!

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Posted By: lovingmummyhood
Date Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:48pm
That is so funny Gonna send that around! Thanks

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