Modern ladies fairytale
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Topic: Modern ladies fairytale
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: Modern ladies fairytale
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 9:06am
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Once upon a time in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ and onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ she chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't f***in think so. -------------  
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:06pm
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lol ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:09pm
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ROFL hahahahaha ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 1:06pm
Hahahahaha ...I like it!! ------------- Kerryn, Mum to Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09) |
Posted By: Mum2L
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 1:11pm
hehe, that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 2:13pm
love it!!!!  ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 7:03pm
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hahaha soo funny
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