The love dress
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Topic: The love dress
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: The love dress
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 9:12am
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered. ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. ' What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?' -------------  
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Posted By: Two Blondinis
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 9:23am
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LMAO!!!!!!!
Typical!  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
 
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Posted By: minik8e
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 9:35am
| LOL I HAD to send that one to my mum!! |
Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 9:51am
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LMAO!
Awesome ------------- 
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 9:54am
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ROFL! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 10:02am
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lol!!! ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Lisha
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 10:24am
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Hahaha... I always send these jokes onto my mum also... !
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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 11:08am
LMAO, that's too much.. I'm forwarding that on to my mum too  -------------  
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Posted By: Phat_Cat
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 11:48am
LMAO! thats brilliant - dont know though if i want the visual of any of my mothers (or Inlaws) in their love dresses!! ------------- Tristen - 24/06/07 Rylan - 11/12/08 Angel Babies -14/08/05 & 21/01/2010 Curtis - 26/02/12 |
Posted By: CuriousG
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 1:08pm
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I had to forward that to all the guys at work (cause I dont work with girls) but they laughed hard too. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 3:01pm
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ROFL! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Shorty
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 3:07pm
| LOL I like that one |
Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 5:07pm
LMAO....my love dress needs total CUT in places and a good stitch...LOL   ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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