Things kids say
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Topic: Things kids say
Posted By: arohanui
Subject: Things kids say
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:22pm
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With my 7 year old niece staying with us for a few days, we heard some classics....
The Simpsons came on tv.... "Oh The Simsims, I love the Simsims" "The Simsims?" "Yeah The Simsims" (even when we looked at the word and how it was spelt, she was still convinced it was the Simsims and we were all wrong!). When I was trying to decipher a story she'd written, and couldn't work out what the word "awnkl" was... "What's that word there?" "Uncle" "Oh of course, I see that now" "That's ok.... good try though Aunty Lizzy" !!! She was singing with me and Harry... "My bunny lies over the ocean, my bunny lies over the sea, my bunny lies over the ocean, so bring back my bunny to me" lol When we had lots of the rellies staying over on Fri night... "Aunty Lizzy, where am I gonna sleep tonight" "You're gonna sleep in the lounge, with Grandma and your big sis, it'll be like a slumber party" "Oh cool, a slumber party... will there be wine? I like wine!" And a couple of years ago, Christmas morning (we were all sleeping in a tent together), she woke up and said... "I know what day it is!". "What day?" asked her big sis. "Monday." Nice. So go on, add yours....  ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:26pm
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Andre said the other day that he was anxious, so DH said to him why are you anxious Andrew. he said he was anxious as he programme had finished. Was meant to be angry. Monday at DC Andrew said to the teacher, my mummy will be here soon (this was a t 3.30pm) and she why is that Andrew. Andrew relied cos it is getting dark and my mumy has to get me home before it gets dark. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:31pm
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Awww cute!
The niece got some new pjs and was doing them up, and said "this makes me nervous cos the buttons are on the other side than what I'm used to, I feel nervous about it" lol. The kids I used to nanny for, we were walking/biking around the park and Miss 3 was a little way ahead of us pushing her dolly in her pram. All of a sudden she stops, turns around with a grin on her face, and goes "hey you guys - I farted!" lol. ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 2:26pm
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he he.
Jake has started saying, Hmmm, mummy,thats stwange or hmmm mummy, thats weird. He also likes to pretend to play the Kilute (flute) loves Ammalumps (ambulance), blowcaneos (volcanoes - hills) the simsims (simpsons) loves to eat craddots (carrots) likes to watch criddit (clifford) So many others. Am totalyl in love with the Kilute one, though! ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: Cassie
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 3:23pm
We were recently talking about our surname (Hart) with Ivy and she decided that no, she wasn't Ivy Hart, she was Ivy Sweetheart! lol it's so cute, she's still telling people that she's Ivy Sweetheart, and she calls me mummy sweetheart now sometimes as well  ------------- ~Cassie~   
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Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 4:39pm
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Oh my gosh that is so cute, mummy sweetheart! ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Snappy
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 5:08pm
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My 5 year old has certainly had me in fits of laughter..
"oooooooooo Mum, I just love those undies you are wearing. Can you keep them so that i can wear them when im 25?" Having a bath together one night... "mum.. your boobies are funny. They are pointing at me" Lol. "mum, if jackson dies, that'll be sad. But it will be ok, cause if theres another baby boy like jackson with no mum or dad we can just get him instead. He has to be the same size as Jackson though so he can fit all his clothes" ------------- Mummy to two beauties... Formerly Kaiz. |
Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 5:39pm
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Kaiz - LMAO at the undies thing!!
I called my DD at Day care that day she came to the phone "Hi mumma...where are you?" I am at work baby!! DD "Oh making money?" Yes!! DD: "ok we go shopping!!" Bye c you!!"  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 6:53pm
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My 4 and a half year old neighbour knows I'm having a baby and is very excited. She also understands that 'Allan and Mon' have had to do things a little different to get pregnant. The problem is that she is telling all and sundry ...
"Mon is having a baby but Allan's not the daddy" 
Erm ... I guess it's all about interpretation  That's the only way she can comprehend that the way we are having a baby is different to the way her mummy and daddy had her!------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 7:47pm
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Me (looking at baby of the week) - look at the babies Jake. which one do you like?
jake: horrifed: we have a baby mummy. we don't need another one and then he shut the laptop and patted my leg "no more baby mummy" and walked away |
Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 8:26pm
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bahahhaahaaa liz that is the funniest ever!!
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 10:16pm
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hahaha. Liz, love it.
Jake also says "No Ploblem, mama!" alot cute. Although tonight he said No Ploblem, Mama, F#@K$ Sake!" when I asked him to get his pjs on....  ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 16 July 2008 at 11:02pm
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This morning i told Caitlyn i wasn't feeling very well and she looked at me and said
"mum, are you SURE your'e not pregnant " took me by surprise, i didnt know she knew about feeling sick when you were pregnant! The other night i said "dont you wish your mum could sing Caitlyn ?" and she looked at me and said "no, but i wish you could dance " whoa! talk about breaking my heart !! I used to have a whole thread on the random stuff she said actually eg "you can be my mummys SPECIAL friend , shes pretty and will make muffins for you " Last night she informed me she was "as cold as a whistle " bless |
Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:36am
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LMAO!!
These are so cute!! Great thread idea, Liz! My 2 year old nephew comes out with some classics. He calls Hannah "bebe" and me "bebe mama" cos there's no way he can get his toungue around my name. (My cousin, at 4, called me "Charsh*t" - unfortunately, it stuck - she's now 16). He started to call my Mum Tony. And none of us knew why, but we just went with it. it's now morphed into "Trannie" - we clicked, he's trying to say "Granny" but can't make the "gr" sound. hahahaha Liz, I'm still laughing at "hey guys....I farted!" Were these the British kids? Cos that would make it SO much cuter, with their accents! ------------- 
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Posted By: linda
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:59am
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This just happened yesterday
DD aged 2.5 Mum, my penis is sore, can you rub it. Yikes, changed the subject fast ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Alex 6 and Harry 8 |
Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 9:00am
lol no sorry it wasn't said in a British accent! Very much kiwi  I can totally hear it in the accent though, cute as!!!
My niece when she was 5 was trying to sit between me, DH and her sis on the bed.... she sits in front of us then wiggles back and goes "I'll just squeeze my little a*s back here" lol! I'm like "you mean your bottom" haha.... lets just say my SIL has colourful language ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 9:01am
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lol linda!
Oh and I once babysat a little boy who was going on about his "wumpf*ck".... and then took me outside to show me his dumptruck. ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:03am
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LOL Liz!! ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 11:41am
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hahah they really do say the darndest things, huh
My three little cousins, aged 3, 7 and 9 at the time, were staying with us for a night while their Mum and Dad were away. In the morning before they were picked up they decided to record some songs onto tape to give their Mum and Dad. I got them going with a song and popped off to the toilet. I came back and they were giggling uncontrollably. I just thought they were having fun, so giggled with them. Their Mum and Dad come to pick them up and were made to listen to the tape. It starts off well, singing a nice song.... then all of a sudden you hear this teeny little voice (miss 3) saying, quite clearly, "Daddy has a big pee-pee!" (this is what was said when I left the room!) Oh man. We were all trying SO hard not to laugh!! -------------
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Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 12:01pm
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LMAO I love them all. I remember that thread Kelly my sis used to come around to read it lol.
We were at playcentre and we were showing Jack the Jack in a box and he went "No, its a Freece in a box" sooo cute. Freece is what he calls Caprece. Hes also quite a tidy thing and if the house is a bit of a mess he goes around saying "mess everywhere" |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 12:34pm
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I copied and pasted this from another forum , couldnt be bothered typing it out again
she said to my boyfriend " phil.....do you have a penis ..." he said "yes caitlyn , im a boy and boys have penises.." "oh ", she says "i wish i had one....can i see yours?" "no caitlyn, you cannot see mine, you cannot see any boys for another 15 years " (hes rather protective of her ) "please?" "no" "pretty please? i'll tidy my room" " sorry, but no" "humph,*walks off* turns back and says..." i bet you don't even have one anyway " he was not amused lol |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 12:50pm
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lol at Caitlyn that is funny. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:20pm
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ahahaha Kelly that's so funny!! ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:59pm
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bahahahahah awesome!
Cut to the quick!! She's got a fire in her! -------------
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:01pm
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Gia calls an Umbrella a "sunbrella" when it's sunny, and a rainbrella when it's raining!
Gia was in Jett's cot one day. I asked her to get out. She was climbing over the rail, and was caught in the middle (one leg on each side). I heard her scream out (i'd left the room) and so I rushed in there, and she says "I hurt my peepee!" It's taken quite a while for her to get that she has a "gina", not a peepee like her brothers.
And now, because Rico comes to me and tells me that Gia's been annoying him when he's trying to play with his blocks & she takes them all off him, that she's picked up on this "annoying" word. So now she comes to be me and says "Jett's been 'nnoying me". I'll go and see where is Jett is, and he's nowhere near where Gia's been! Also when she's playing with her younger cousins, she'll go to my sister's and say that "K's been 'nnoying me", or "E's been 'nnoying me". She's such a madam! ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:10pm
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LOL.... ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: ellen
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:44pm
| My youngest used to call a calculator a countalator for a long time. We still call it that now. |
Posted By: Jennz
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:11pm
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These are so funny!
My favourite time was when we were sitting at the dinner table with the in laws and Charlotte was showing off some of the big words she could say. She was also going through a phase where she constantly moaned about being sore or sick- we were telling her to pick up her fork and eat her dinner. She clutched her elbow and said "I can't, my elbow hurts and my tummy is sore"- DH laughed at her and said "Charlotte, can you say hypochondriac?" at which point she grabbed her neck and said "I can't, my throat hurts". ------------- Jen, Charlotte 7 & Kate 3 
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Posted By: MrsH23
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:45pm
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We had our nearly 3 yr old niece over for the night on the weekend and she was playing "hide & seek" with my DH under a blanket on the couch, he said she should hide under a blanket that was on the floor right near our dog.
She went over and lifted the blanket up and said very seriously "I can't hide here it smells like dog"!!! |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:04pm
heh heh, shes her mothers daughter
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MamaPickle wrote:Posted By: lovingmummyhood
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:09pm
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These are so funny and so cute!!
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Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:15pm
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Ooo I was just looking through my old blog and came across a few more....
Miss 4 Year Old had just come back from injections at the doctors. "I don't want to go back there for a very very long time. I don't like it when they put holes in my arms". Mr 5 was looking outside.. "Liz, the grass is getting really long... it needs to be cut. When's Dad going to do the lawning?" Baha and I'd forgotten about this next one! The 4 year old was in a particularly rough mood. She was bouncing on my lap and jabbing her knees into my leg, all while I was trying to get the 2 year old dressed. Me: "You can sit on my lap if you want - but sit nice and still, just be gentle" Her: "Are you an old person Liz?" ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:12pm
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kelly...i remember the posts about the funny thing caitlyn would say...weren't you going to write a book? ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:15pm
bbbaaahahahahahahahahahaha ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 6:01pm
haha , thats right ! |
Posted By: 2bmumof3
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 6:16pm
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My boys have just been sent a little einsteins dvd from grandma in oz. They have picked up on the american accent and when saying blastoff it sounds like "blaastta" (imagine an american saying the 'a'.) Funny how they say exactly as they hear, try and correct them and there's no way they'll have a bar of it ------------- Sara Corban (22/11/04) Connor (18/04/06) Chelsea (21/05/08) 
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 27 April 2010 at 11:53am
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I had to revive this thread.
Hannah was sitting with me on the couch thismorning, snuggling in with her head on my chest. She looks up and me and says; "What's noise in Mummy's boobies?" I couldn't stop laughing (and crying) long enough to tell her it was my heart!  -------------
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Posted By: MummyFreckle
Date Posted: 27 April 2010 at 12:52pm
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Hehehe thats so cute of Hannah.... ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: ooEvaoo
Date Posted: 27 April 2010 at 6:58pm
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Haha these are hilarious!. Kahtrell comes up with some doozies...but alas I can't think of any! ------------- 
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 27 April 2010 at 7:03pm
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These are all too darn cute!
Keira is forever coming out with amusing things and I always say to myself I must write them down before I forget them. I can't think of a single one. ETA. So maybe I lied a little, I have just remembered a couple. Last year I walked in on Keira and Maddi playing and asked what they were doing... Keira said "we are pretending to be daddys" Intrigues I asked and what do daddys do, Keira replies "put their hands in their pockets and stick out their thumbs". And that was what they did the rest of the afternoon. One day Maddi was quietly playing in her bedroom, she suddenly got relly excited and came running out to me yelling "horsie mummy, look a horsie!!!!!" wondering what on earth she was talking about I followed her in to her bedroom where she sat down and pointed to an ant on the wall. ------------- 
 
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 27 April 2010 at 9:23pm
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Benjy has a bit of a cold at the moment and yesterday he sneezed then came running over to me with a tissue saying "Mummy, my nose is melting!" ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: Raspberryjam
Date Posted: 27 April 2010 at 9:54pm
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out of the mouths of babes aye, seriously I have only read the first page and im crying laughing so I will add my few that I can remember - DH is looking at me like I have lost the plot
If I swear or drop something in the kicthen or something DH yells out in his cockney accent - ya right so I did it the other day and miss almost 2 runs in and says ya right? - so cute She says bless you when you sneeze Loves playing with her cellphone and picks it up the other day and says 9 2 double 9 - I cracked up! Daddy is a bit of a football hooligan and Milla watches with him, she now says Gunners c'mon! She is actually quite a comedian and daddy is kinda special too I think, and says to his little girl, your so cute, and you make me smile every single day - while I getting dressed in our ensuite - so cute listening to their little conversations 
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Posted By: Jam08
Date Posted: 28 April 2010 at 10:07am
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This is the conversation I had with my 7 year old niece when I told her I was pg.
Her: Oh, I know how you get pregnant Me: Do you Her: Yep, you have to have sex Me: That's right Her: eeww, did you do that? Me: umm, yes! |
Posted By: Chickaboo
Date Posted: 29 April 2010 at 10:52pm
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Rhyley (30 hopped into our bed the other morning where Me and Elodie (4 months) were - he leans over and say's to Elodie in the cutests voice
"Hey babe' LOL started my day off on such a happy note/feeling ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: ooEvaoo
Date Posted: 30 April 2010 at 2:10pm
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Hmm last night Kahtrell told me I had puku boobies!...if that ain't motivation enough to lose weight I dunno what it lmfao. -------------
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Posted By: Chickoin
Date Posted: 30 April 2010 at 2:29pm
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Jody isn't really saying any words yet but a month or so ago Grandad had a chat with her...
Grandad; "Jody, when are you going to start talking?" Jody (quick and clear as anything); "Tomorrow." -------------   
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Posted By: DJ
Date Posted: 30 April 2010 at 7:34pm
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Our monach caterpillar died the other day, and the next day A asked "Mummy, is the caterpillar still a bit dead?" ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Danash
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 12:13am
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These are fantastic! :) My two aren't real talkers just yet, but my 3yo nephew ... we were at Nanna's and the kiddies were all playing in the kiddies room next thing we can hear nephew saying "no, no, mine, no, no, stop, ouch, ouch, no, no" I thought Daniel was playing up so went to check on them and nephew is sitting playing happily just saying the words! (He has two older sisters)
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Posted By: HoneybunsMa
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 11:34am
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DD isn't near talking yet, but godson at 2yo couldn't say t so would say f*ck instead. I had told DP about it. His mum a few days later was taking us to the airport when we were going away of course godson is with her and he starts pointing at all the trucks and going look f*ck DP almost went mental lol.
As kids when we sang happy birthday we always sang for she/he's a jolly good fellow, well younger bro didn't quite get what we were singing so it is now a tradition in our family to sing instead of and so say all of us "a horse on top of us" my little cousin has now turned that into "a horse ontop of a bus" ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker"> 
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