( things that annoy me... hehehehe
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Topic: ( things that annoy me... hehehehe
Posted By: newmum
Subject: ( things that annoy me... hehehehe
Date Posted: 31 March 2006 at 11:27am
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 31 March 2006 at 11:28am
ooops heading supposed to be 9 things that annoy me not ( d'oh
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Posted By: mum2emj
Date Posted: 31 March 2006 at 11:40am
lol, some of them made me laugh.... im guilty of the remote thing..... searching high and low.....
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 31 March 2006 at 12:18pm
i've seen that a couple of times before and i still laugh!!
they are so true! i'm guilty of a couple of things too
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Posted By: Karysta
Date Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:14pm
HAHAHAHAH mark is the remote searcher guy.
and OMG yesthe bus thing kills me :P
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:45pm
lol i do all of the above hahahaha
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 01 April 2006 at 12:15am
hehehe, i laugh even though i've already had that email!
i do the remote thing too. having the convenience of changing channels whilst relaxing on my butt is important to me.
1 thing that annoys me:
people who call it eftpost.
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Posted By: EthansMummy
Date Posted: 01 April 2006 at 7:43am
LOL They are great and oh so true
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Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 01 April 2006 at 9:11pm
Ahhh I do so many of those things!!!
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Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 02 April 2006 at 10:23am
ok, what about people that say eXpresso, LOLOL, I hate it!!!
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 02 April 2006 at 12:35pm
I hate the spelling of your and you're. I'm such a grammar and spelling nazi! Even if I text I have to use correct spelling.
Just reread this and realised i'm sounding old. Then remembered my crap typing and all the mistakes I put on this forum.
Will now edit
I hate OTHER PEOPLE'S spelling mistakes. and "aks" instead of "ask"
also my nana answers the phone with
"are you there?" no, I'm not.
Oh, and after telling my grandfather Jake was playing in the paddling pool, he lectured me about making sure I watched him carefully around water. Grrrrr
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 02 April 2006 at 3:31pm
ooh 'aks' annoys me too! and i really hate it when old ladies (or even worse, not so old ladies) that i don't know, call me 'dear'
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Posted By: jax
Date Posted: 02 April 2006 at 3:51pm
I have to really watch myself sometimes not to pick on other people's grammatical or spelling mistakes, but if they get annoyed or ask why I'm such a geek LOL I just tell them my mum is an English teacher with a degree in linguistics ! That, or I ate a dictionary as a child
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 02 April 2006 at 9:32pm
Yep, Liz and Jax, not that you would be able to tell with my typos, but I am a Grammar nazi as well, and I HATE HATE HATE when people use the wrong word or an in appropriate word, or confuse bought and brought, etc. Rod calls me the corrector, becasue apparently I am terrible at this (and others have also mentioned that I do this as well...)
Worst thing " he borrowed me five dollars" NO HE DIDN'T BORROW YOU FIVE DOLLARS, HE LENT IT TO YOU!
And I have no shame in asking people to use their manners. I hate it when people don't say please and thankyou.
Off the word subject, one of my PET hates is when people don't get their trousers taken up, and walk around on long long pants that are all ripped, dirty and scruffy. Especially dress pants. YUCK. I see it when I am lining up at the bank ALL THE TIME, girls in smart work wear and shoddy pants. ok, so not everyone can sew, but my drycleaner takes all my pants up overnight for $12.
Rant over....
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 02 April 2006 at 9:35pm
oooh and another. People who say f instad of th. My bro is a shocker for this, as is SIL. Their sons name is Seth, and they both call him Sef.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 12:14am
lol annie u would have been climbing the walls on liek dat shorty street site -whatta tragidy (or however they spelt it)
i hate when people say " i come up the stairs " no dear u came and for gods sake came isnt always meant in the "rude" sense
or "i seen mary the other day" no u didnt dumbass -u SAW mary
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 1:46pm
Things that annoy me...
- I also hate old ladies (or men) calling me "dear"....i'm sorry but unless you are the person I married on 04 Dec 04 you are not entitled to call me dear...especially if you are male!
- people who say "yous guys"...."yous" is not a word. never has been and I really hope never will be!
- people who walk into our office (Air New Zealand) and ask "Oh is this House of Travel"...ermmmmm what do you think?
- Finally the people who used to ring up when I worked in the call centre (and I imagine still ring)...ask for the cost of getting to Christchurch then ask (in all seriousness) "so is that by train or what?"....well you rang an airline so would you like to take another guess?
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Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 1:58pm
OOhh there is one phrase or word that lots of people commonly get wrong (esp newsreaders).. but I can't for the life of me remember what it is! lol
jacobsmama, you would be pissed at me I just realised that the pants I'm wearing today are way too long! And I'm learning to sew too hehe, I probably won't do anything about them though!
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 4:33pm
i hate newsreaders mis[pronouncing maori words. I mean, lots of people do it everyday, but newsreaders and presenters should have it in their job descriptions!
Hilary whatshername on Lotto
"Todays winner is from Pack- er- ran -ger"
(pakuranga)
I've just done a Maori course through university that got me really angry. We had to give a presentation in maori, and so many people were really quite rude about it.
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 7:23pm
ooooh just getting warmed up now, Like Caitlyns mum Kelly mentioned, I HATE HATE HATE "text" spellings of teenagers... liek lyke etc...
Paws, I hate youse as well. aaarrrgh!
KAT FIX THOSE BLOODY TROUSERS!!
also amoung pet hates, people who spit and hocker on the street. Why can't you just swallow that?
The 9am phone call at work. Are you open today (no, I live here, thats why I answer the phone good morning Michael Hill etc etc)
and have I alredy mentioned I loathe bad manners..
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Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 11:06pm
Would you like me to send them and you can fix them for me?
Still haven't remembered my pet word/phrase hate
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 03 April 2006 at 11:32pm
Youse-isnt a bloody word!grr
LOL lizzle i live in the Pak-er-ranga area.
I get annoyed when people say WAkatene instead of FAkatene and wongamatta instead of fongamata (whangamata) -they are maori words so pronounce them the maori way.
But what really (ha reali) gets on my nerves is at work when an asian (and no im not rasict-one of my closest friends is asian-not that she admits it) rings and as soon as i answer starts yakking in mandarin-and i say "sorry dont speak chinese"and they say it again still in mandarin and so i repeat "dont speak chinese" and they try one more time to which i repeat "dont speak chinese" and they say -"u no speak chinese?" i say "no, sorry(im not really sorry) and they say "ugh" in this really disgusted tone and hangup on me!!! THEN RING BACK 5MINS LATER.
OH and some old asian men are really gross-they hock constantly-usually into the sink by the chair but one started to do it down the hall and the other (NICE MANNERED) patients could hear it-and one time it filled up the plug-mucousy green phlegm and snot-YUMMMM_and i have to TAKE THE PLUG OUT AND CLEAN IT-sometimes i hate my job.
My job annoys me cos every time i wake up and i have to go to work i realise my dream about having a handsome funny and rich husband is alas just a dream
Rant over
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 04 April 2006 at 6:55am
My uncle and aunt lived in china and the village was very small. [people spat everywhere! Inside the house and classroom!
When i was in japan, businessmen did especially, but outside, which is still gross, but better than inside!
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Posted By: deharn
Date Posted: 04 April 2006 at 7:31am
when my husband goes to work and doesn't kiss me goodbye because we have had an argument
ooohhhh argghhh..... he makes me so mad some times!!!!
The most annoying thing is he won't argue he just shuts up. He is going away to malaysia tomorrow for 8 days so he had beeter fix things before he goes!!!!!
Oh I am such high maintence
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Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 10 April 2006 at 9:01pm
Okay it is almost a week later and I just found out my pet hate lmao!!
When someone says "is" instead of "are".
Example: "Here is some pictures for you to look at"
WRONG!!
It is meant to be "Here are some picture for you to look at"
So anyone who says that annoys me!! 
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 10 April 2006 at 9:32pm
Only just caught up on this topic!
Totally agree, I hate it when people answer the phone "are you there", my little SIL's text language which actually makes words even longer and I can't understand what she's talking about! Oh and my current pet hate is "oh look at the bonny boy" from a stupid blind old bat of a woman, to my daughter dressed in a pink bib, top, pants and shoes...
Annie, you would hate my pants too...!
------------- Aimee
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Posted By: robyn
Date Posted: 10 April 2006 at 9:50pm
ok a bit different to what you guys have said but I hate it so much when guys 'adjust' themselves. I dont think they realise they do it most of the time but hello my grandmother doesnt need to see you having a wee scratch or moving it to the other side thank you very much. Mathew Ridge is a shocker for this and just about everytime he is on tv he has his hand on it.
Also hate people calling me dear unless its my hubby and when people stare at my preggie tummy THEN look at my face and often look to see if Im wearing any wedding rings like it matters! Aaand at the moment when they say I must be due any day now when I still have 3 months to go
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 10 April 2006 at 10:01pm
I hate the dear thing too. There is a girl who works in the department store over the road from me who is my age and has a son 2 months younger than Jake, and she calls me dear all the time. I HATE HATE it. So patronising. I wear a NAMEBADGE at work. YOu can SEE my name, and its not dear.
gggrrrr AIMEE the PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 10 April 2006 at 10:09pm
Hehe, when they say you must be due any day now, you should look them square in the eye and say
"oh...I'm not actually pregnant" and watch them squirm..hehehe
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 10 April 2006 at 10:23pm
I did that once to some rude tart in the shop. She looked straight at my 5 month preggy bulge (lets be honest, i am not "small, so it could have been fat... she took a big gamble..)and said "when are you due?" I actually didn't hear her, so she looked at me again, paling and said "you are pregnant, aren't you", so I said "No..." but couldn't keep a straight face long enough..
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 12:16am
haha annie thats so mean funny tho.
South africans say weird things _if u tell them u have a headache they say "is it?" instead of "do u ?" or "have u?"
OOOOHH just remembered a story bout a friend of mine (southafrican and blonde) she was asking us which hospital we were born at and she says to andrew* "what hospital were u born at?" then she turns to his brother William* and says "what hospital were u born at?"
No biggy -cept william and andrew were identical twins !!!LMAO
I also hate young boys say 13-16 who think theyre hot sh*t and dont pull up there pants!
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 12:19am
Oh yeah and i was gonna say when i was 8months pregnant i went to the chemist and asked to buy a pregnancy test-just to see what they would do ...."um a pregnancy test? oh um....okay ...er" while looking at my very clear baby bump
haha it was entertaining almost as entertaining as the time me and the guy i was seeing for a while when i was pregnant got caught "u know" by the police at the museum...but thats another story .....
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 12:59pm
ooooh, do tell!
(now I soudn like a famous fiver in enid Blyton novels)
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 2:50pm
lmao I wanna know too...
Annie, at the moment my jeans are all wet around the bottom from dragging in puddles ....
------------- Aimee
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 7:04pm
OMG OMG *cantbreathecantbreathe*
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 8:55pm
(annie mine are pretty shocking too...breathe into paper bag annie nice deep breaths)
Well famous fiver and co i shall relay the "kelly at the museum story" aka "God how embarrassing"
AHem....so myself and Paul* (not his real name) were at the museum in his car having uh, relations, when lo and behold we saw a police car pull up "sh*t!" says Paul and we quickly dress -.
Mr Policeman comes to the window and says to me-are u alright mam?"" yes fine fine" i say thinking how sweet he was checking i hadnt been raped or anything,then he gives me a very odd look and says to paul "and what about u-are u okay?" i mean wtf! cos i could really rape a guy in my 7months pregnant state!!!!
Well after giving me another odd stare mr policeman waltzed away.
Poor paul was a bit miffed , u know how they can get when they get interrupted during relations and i teased him about being "mr grumpy Pants" to which he looked at me-smirked and said
" i might be mr grumpy pants but at least i dont have my knickers on the outside of my jeans!"
Yes somehow ...and this is something ONLY I COULD MANAGE TO DO i had pulled my jeans up inside out so my underwear was on the outside....like superman.
No wonder the police was laughing at me-esp since they were my pregnancy undies-big cotton bloomers red with yellow polka dots about 5years old !
And kelly was very embarrassed and the policeman probably told every one at the station and that taught her to have "relations" at the museum and she lived embarrassedly ever after.
The End
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Posted By: jax
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 9:02pm
*wonders what all the hilarity with the pants is about*
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Posted By: robyn
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 9:03pm
LMAO
the things we do and the places we do them when we are young aye. I cringe when I think about it now.
Im impressed you managed to do it in the car at 7 months preggie, I can barely manage it in a bed!
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 9:06pm
well it was a bit of a tight fit -whoa that could be so misinterpreted! i mean uh the car seemed rather small!!!
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 9:12pm
lolhahahahahahaha oh i need that laugh
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Posted By: Jennz
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 9:31pm
Hehe that's so funny
I hate "everythink" like how the guy from the Pak'n'save ads says it - "everythink we do, we do to save you money". Grrr I think they may have changed it though. And Yous and Aks- those are awful!
For some reason I hate it when people write 'dat' instead of that.
My big, huge pet hate is peoples eating habits- I hate it when people talk with their mouths full or chew with their mouths open. It makes me feel sick! I even broke up with a guy because of the way he ate
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Posted By: jax
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 9:52pm
Because of my accent, I changed the 'rhythm' (for lack of a better description) of how I speak to make it somewhat easier on people, and it drives me mad when people say they can't understand me - because I *know* I'm speaking clearly ! Or I say one thing, and they think I've said something entirely different (usually try to blame it on a 'bad line'), but again I know I speak clearly - my mum is an English teacher, and I take a lot of pride in my writing and speaking. Plus you'd think with so much American TV that it wouldn't be so strange really.
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Posted By: deharn
Date Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:47pm
oh my gawd I can not stand "Kiiiiiven" from Pak n Save, he seriously does my head in!!
And to add insult to injury he has done a new promo that they play every single time I do the shopping in the Hutt........... argghhh "hullo shoppers Kiiiiven here at the new Hutt City Pak n Save........blah blah blah bloody blah"
My family refer to him as my boyfriend because they know how much he irritates me.
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Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 9:15am
lmao
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 1:19pm
Oh, speaking of accents, when i was in japan, my american "friend" would always remark about how "funny" I spoke, and ask me "why do you say it like that?". drove me crazy.
along with the guy who said "we don't speak english we speak american", and..
the girl who constantly tried to make me say "that's terrible muriel"
then again I did tormet the poor scottish girl trying to get her to say
"that's no how you make porridge"
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Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 1:39pm
Lol... when my little sister was 6, she came home from school one day and said:
"Chinese people speak chinese, Japan people speak japanese, and we speak New Zealander!"
------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 3:18pm
oooh one NZ launguage affliction I HATE (god there is loads) is the tendancy to make the last word in a statement "up" so it sound like we are asking questions al the time "you know?" (said like Lyn of Tawa..)
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 3:20pm
ALSO Language/grammar/etc NAZI here AGAIN, today, I was having a meeting in a cafe with my manager, and I couldn't help myself, I had to tell the manager of the Cafe tht her boards were wrong, that it is Sandwiches and Bagels, NOT Sandwich's and Bagel's (or box's of sushi, either..)She asked me if I would like to do the blackboards for her, so I said, SURE, bring them in...
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 8:29pm
lol u tell her oh language nazi !
but really its getting beyond a joke -we must do something and get this nation using the right grammar!
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 8:29pm
lol u tell her oh language nazi !
but really its getting beyond a joke -we must do something and get this nation using the right grammar!
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