Sign your other half up now!!
Printed From: OHbaby!
Category: General Chat
Forum Name: General Chat
Forum Description: For mums, dads, parents-to-be, grandparents, friends -- you name it! And you name the topic you want to chat about!
URL: https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19848
Printed Date: 07 October 2025 at 12:14pm
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.05 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: Sign your other half up now!!
Posted By: myfullhouse
Subject: Sign your other half up now!!
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 7:56pm
|
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the A & E. He must also make biscuits or cakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 8:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mum! ------------- Lindsey 
|
Replies:
Posted By: Two Blondinis
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:08pm
ROFLMAO!!!!!!   ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
 
|
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:15pm
read that one before but it still makes me  ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
|
Posted By: blondie
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:30pm
|
Ha Ha where do I sign him up...lol
------------- 
|
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:50pm
|
Hahaha that is such a laugh! A bit over the top but still funny -------------  |
Posted By: CuriousG
Date Posted: 06 August 2008 at 8:11am
|
DH would seriously leave me if I signed him up for that! He is having enough problems in the mornings with a terrible two year old as it is! We had tears last night, and they were not mine or hers! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
|
Posted By: nuttymama
Date Posted: 06 August 2008 at 11:11am
|
LMAO That is hysterical. ------------- Abigail 06/01/2005 Jayden 21/11/2001 Micheal 03/04/1997 |
Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 06 August 2008 at 11:44am
|
lol love it!! ------------- Mum to Mr 10, Mr 6 and Mr 4
 
|
Will have to print that one out for DH!!Posted By: kriss
Date Posted: 06 August 2008 at 11:51am
|
omigosh.. it took me ages to figure that one out! haha ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
Little Angel, April 10
|
Posted By: Shorty
Date Posted: 06 August 2008 at 12:01pm
|
Aw Curious G, hope all is ok now.
I do like that, my DH would divorse me! ------------- http://www.alterna-tickers.com"> 
|
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 06 August 2008 at 12:32pm
ahhahaha - must show DH, I'm sure hed be very keen   ------------- 
 
|
Posted By: flakesitchyfeet
Date Posted: 06 August 2008 at 2:55pm
|
Lol he works at a kindy.....he'd cope better then I would -------------  http://lilypie.com"> |
