How to tell you’re married
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Topic: How to tell you’re married
Posted By: pepsi
Subject: How to tell you’re married
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 9:42am
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Three women: one engaged, one a mistress and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at my place and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' |
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Posted By: Lisha
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 9:51am
Haaaahaaa.. that is soo funny! Have emailed it to my mum, she will love it  ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 9:53am
Bahaha lol! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: aussiegirl
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 10:16am
Love it... thats cool!  -------------  Mum to Hayley **30.6.08
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 10:22am
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Hahaha so funny and true. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 11:39am
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LMAO...... ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Shorty
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 11:52am
LOL, brought a smile to my face  ------------- http://www.alterna-tickers.com"> 
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Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 12:23pm
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lol love it ------------- Mum to Mr 10, Mr 6 and Mr 4
 
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Posted By: Redbedrock
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 1:47pm
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So you've met my husband then!!!! ------------- http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: queenbean
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 3:00pm
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Hahahahahahaha!!!! Thats so good!
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 3:37pm
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ROFLMAO!!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 6:20pm
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hahaha! that's good! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: cuppatea
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 7:53pm
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PMSL!!!! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: Bobbie
Date Posted: 01 September 2008 at 8:02pm
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haha that's great. I cracked up laughing and then my DH asked what was so funny so I had to tell him.
Now he's chuckling to himself in the kitchen. -------------  
 
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 02 September 2008 at 5:34am
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*snigger* So true!!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 02 September 2008 at 7:56pm
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That's funny - but I think with 5 1/2 years of marriage under our belts, my DH would come up as a "fiance" under that test!!! ------------- |