Amazing home remedies (LOL)
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Topic: Amazing home remedies (LOL)
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: Amazing home remedies (LOL)
Date Posted: 10 September 2008 at 8:33pm
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1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS 9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT:
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Posted By: kiwisj
Date Posted: 10 September 2008 at 8:46pm
LOL very good  ------------- SJ Callum - Dec 2008 Daniel - Oct 2010 |
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 10 September 2008 at 8:58pm
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TeHeHeHe!
Good One! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 11 September 2008 at 6:18am
hahaha and nuber 8 is sooo ture ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 2:45pm
i especially like the last bit ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 2:52pm
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LOL, very funny!
Love the vegetable chopping advice 
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Posted By: ohanlon82
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 2:52pm
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ha ha very good - boiling water is great LOL ------------- http://lb2f.lilypie.com/TikiPic.php/RPaODBg.jpg |
Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 3:08pm
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lol! ------------- Mum to Mr 10, Mr 6 and Mr 4 
 
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Posted By: emz
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 4:56pm
Tehehe I think I may have almost wet myself! Thanks chick, just what I needed for a Friday 
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