Wonderful definitions of designations:
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Topic: Wonderful definitions of designations:
Posted By: SMoody
Subject: Wonderful definitions of designations:
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 12:05pm
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Wonderful definitions of designations:
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. 9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby. 10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 12:08pm
haha that made me laugh out load lol ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: Katherine
Date Posted: 12 September 2008 at 1:35pm
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Oh my goodness, I think I'm an "onsite coordinator". Uh-oh! |