Aw gosh..me and the bird.
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Topic: Aw gosh..me and the bird.
Posted By: Kels
Subject: Aw gosh..me and the bird.
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 7:13am
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So while I am minding my own own business in my bedroom I hear some russling on the lounge like a cat or something, Just as I am about to go and check it out this loud bird sound comes from the lounge. Gah I am scared of birds so I immediately start to have kitterns. I close my bedroom door while trying to think of what to do. I creap and open the door to sneak out and see what is actually in my house at which time this HUGE black thing flies pass my head. I scream blue murder and slam my door. It turns out the black bird isnt in the lounge, it was in my hallway stalking me Yay for mum to the rescue!! LMAO about it now but at the time was crapping myself big time...damn bird ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
. I ring mum and she laughing at the thought of me locked in my room. Next thing while on the phone to mum I hear things crashing and falling of objects. Now there is no way I was going out to investigate. Mum is in the middle of something and said she will rescue me as soon as she has finished. She then rings me about 15mins later and I tell her all is quiet so she encourages me on to go and check if the bird has gone. Again I try and use every brave bone in my body to leave the room but just as Im about to take one step into the hallway it sees me and comes charging across the floor at me, again I scream my lungs out (poor mum on the other end of the phone) and slam the door. Mum is ROFL her AO at this stage while I am again a prisoner in my room. She arrives an hour later with the kids. The bird had gone but left loads of dropping thru the house and knocked things off the window and shelves in the kitchen.Replies:
Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 7:19am
*giggles behind hands*
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Posted By: kriss
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 8:13am
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Jeez that would freak me out too, hehe
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 8:23am
hehe aww hun ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 8:49am
OMFG Kels, I would have died! Like seriously! I don't leave doors or windows open for that exact reason! Last year we had a tiny baby bird come in the house and I took my kids and sat outside till Willie got home  ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 9:26am
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*giggles* awww Kels!
I would have done the same ('cept it would have taken longer than an hour for my mum to turn up, she lives in Welly ).. I hate birds flying around willy nilly LOL it creeps me out
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 9:49am
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Tehehehe, that so would have been me too.
Shame you wernt able to train those kittens to catch that damn bird  ------------- 
 
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 10:01am
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Aaaaaaaaagh! I would have been exactly the same!
I was hyperventilating and screaming the house down when there was a rat inside. I'm even worse with birds! You poor thing Kels, thank goodness your mum was able to come and help out. ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 10:25am
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ROFL!!!! So I take it you didn't *faint* then!!!??? PMSL! ------------- Mr Mellow (16) Miss Attitude (8) Destructa Kid (3) 
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Posted By: WRXnKids
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 10:50am
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Hahaha i feel your fear.
We had something similar at one of my old flats except me and my flatmate were commando crawling on the floor around the room with rackets working out how we could chase it (her in a towel cos she got caught up in it just out of the shower) out while the cat was going mental. Fortunately her BF arrived at the right time and as he came in the bird got a fright and flew in the right direction out the door. Needless to say he was in hysterics and didnt let us live it down for ages. -------------   
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 11:31am
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Im still tramatised and feeling the love from you all to know I am not alone in my fear of birds. Lesieli on the other hand wants to hunt and kill the bird that pooped on her bed All I now is it was black and bigger than a seagul althou mum reckons my fear of the thing has emphaised the size in my mind lol after all what birds are bigger than a seagul, black and hang out in a palm tree lol ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 11:32am
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Mel if I had fainted it probably woulod have pecked me to death lol ------------- http://lilypie.com">
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 12:23pm
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hahah oh kels, im sorry , thats hilarious, just the thought,,...of the bird ....glaring at you ...and ...and ....chasing you !
*collapses with laughter * and i dont even like birds flying around me either ! but i can still laugh at your escapade ------------- 
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Posted By: kiwisj
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 12:37pm
OMG Kels, I would so have been the same .. birds are freaky when they get too close!!!! Yay for your Mum coming to the rescue 
Are there crows in NZ? I had never seen one till I went to Japan and they are soooooo gross and scary looking.------------- SJ Callum - Dec 2008 Daniel - Oct 2010 |
Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 1:10pm
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*giggles* I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh....DH is not a bird fan either but the imagery is just tooooooooo funny! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: susieq
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 1:11pm
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Kelly and her friend didnt like chickens coming to them at a playground and sat on top of the picnic table if I remember rightly or it could have been ducks
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Posted By: katie1
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 1:26pm
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Birds inside is my worst fear too. I think you were brave even opening the door to peak!
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Posted By: Redbedrock
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 2:24pm
It had to be a raven or an eagle at the least.
Still i shouldn't take the piss i am scared of butterflies, flutterry, flyey things. Eugh ------------- http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Kels wrote:Posted By: AnnC
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 2:56pm
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Kels thats so funny..... sorry shouldn't laugh at your expense but I would of wet my pants laughing if I saw ya - LOL ------------- Ann 
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 4:18pm
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Moths, thats my fear, and they are NOT "night butterflies " like some freak tried to tell me , they are furry and fly at you and disintegrate.
ha , oh yes, the chicken story . I shall tell it So, my bf and i and our two hooligans bought KFC and went to eat it at Lloyd Elsmore park , and as soon as we step out of the car, there are all these chickens , peck peck pecking around us . So the hooligans climbed to the top of the jungle gym thing and BF and i climbed on top of the picnic table , and the blimming chickens hopped up on the seats, trapped we were, trapped . Then , they left , saints be praised !!! all was fine, til ...a van pulled up, and some kids got out , and like slow motion , they pulled a chip from the packet, instantly , all the evil chickens come back , Bugger this , said we, and went back to the car,i hopped in and gave a scream. Stupid bf left her window open and there was a beady eyed chicken sitting next to me. -------------
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 4:31pm
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Kels I would LMAO but I do the exact same thing if a bee gets into the house. -------------  
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Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 4:42pm
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Lol at kels, and kelly. I'm scared of birds too.
Could have been a rook, they're culling them at the moment as they're causing havoc with people. ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 5:41pm
RAAAAAAAH!!!!
LOL Kels
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 5:51pm
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Pepsi you are so bad!!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 6:45pm
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OMG Kels that would be horrible. I am like that with moths - I am so scared of them. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 7:13pm
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DH read this post and he's suggested that the bird might be hiding somewhere in your house waiting for you to let your guard down. He's mean -------------
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 7:24pm
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Pepsi that is it... *faints* LOL Jo at your DH, I was worried too and made my mum search the whole house before I even left the bedroom hehehe ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Bizzy
Date Posted: 04 October 2008 at 8:37pm
that is so funny but i know how terrified you would have been so i wont laugh ..... much ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker"> 
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Posted By: LizzyJ
Date Posted: 05 October 2008 at 9:35am
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can i suggest you get a cat? a bird would not last 5 minutes in our house. ROFL it must be very hard having a phobia like that though. I hate seagulls but not birds in general, and DH does a fair amount of teasing on the seagulls. ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: aussiegirl
Date Posted: 05 October 2008 at 11:22am
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Oh man, that is horrible!
I hate birds too, our cat used to bring them in the house alive all the time (she now wears a bell) and they would fly around (thats the part I hate - flying around your head!) and the cat would torment them,. DH would have to come and rescue me and the bird! Poor you kels ... Hope you are not too traumatised! ------------- Mum to Hayley **30.6.08
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