Ew spiders!
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Topic: Ew spiders!
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: Ew spiders!
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 11:02am
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4720754a11.html - http://www.stuff.co.nz/4720754a11.html
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Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 11:10am
OMG NO WAY! ...
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 11:20am
I'm literally too scared to open that.
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Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 11:54am
I'm soo glad I live in the changeable climate of Auckland after reading that! Although I'm sure eventually they'll make their way up here to
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 12:24pm
hhhhm skin crawling anyone.....
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 12:28pm
I am moving to antertica.....eeeewwww!!!
I hate any kind of spiders...its bad enough that I check every spider in my house to see if they have a white tail...now I have look out for red tail too....WONDERFUL!!!
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Posted By: rachelsea
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 12:38pm
Hmm don't know if I'm brave enough to look at the link lol, even cartoons of spiders freak me out
------------- DD 4yrs DS 2yrs
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Posted By: tishy
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 1:07pm
LOL I'm with Charly & rachel [
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Posted By: KH25
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 1:14pm
Ewww when I was working in Auckland, we had a container of stuff come from our branch in Oz. When we opened it there were webs everywhere. Then one of the warehouse guys saw a redback on the roller door so we trapped it and called MAF. Lucky he spotted it. We just hoped that it didn't have a mate with it
------------- Kelly, mum to DD, 19Jun06 (26wks 1lb15oz) DS1, 24Oct10 (32wks 4lb11oz) and DS2, 31Dec11 (32wks, 4lb11)
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Posted By: Shorty
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 1:43pm
EW EW EW, I am literally feeling sick about now....so don't even want to open the link!
We had a container come in from Vietnam years ago.....you have never seen a spider like it!
argh skin is crawling! I reckon I have a definate phoebia!
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Posted By: sweetpea
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 1:57pm
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The scary thing is i actually know the guy in the picture he was at uni with me i think he was doing his Phd then. But oh no not more spiders well at least they won't like the climate of Invers its too bloody cold and windy. Although it did say they will thrive in grape growing regions interesting as grapes can gro pretty much anywherewe have one growing outside
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 2:02pm
My DH went to Brisbane a few years ago for his bros 40th and he said he saw so many redbacks. At one stage our 7yo nephew called DH to help him because he'd lost his football down an open drain and his arms weren't long enough to reach it. DH rolled up he sleeve and knelt down to fish out the ball when H said wait a min Uncle, you better watch out there's a redback there, and there and there and I think that big one there's the mother. DH stood up and said let's go get your Uncle J. Uncle J goes to the drain and the same thing happens except it was let's go get your Dad. So his dad comes along, takes one look and says I'll buy you a new football son.
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 2:23pm
LOL JO....HE HE HA HA
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Posted By: kiwigal
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 4:42pm
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HOLY SH*T 
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Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 6:53pm
Hey Jo - check this out
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Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 6:56pm
And my personal nightmare. Imagine waking up and looking into the corner of the bedroom...
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 7:30pm
Great, I think I;ll be sleeping with the light on tinight
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Posted By: Chickoin
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 7:50pm
Daddy long legs scare me more that black hairy ones!
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Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 8:22pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIml7cPow0E&feature=related
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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 8:22pm
EWWWWW *cringe*
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 8:54pm
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Haha they won't be coming to where I am!!!
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 10:14pm
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Wigglesfan - you're a mean big sister
Here's some pics of DH's "pet" tunnel web.
In its nest (in the rockwall outside)

Ready to attack our camera

Comparison between size of spider vs leaves

This spider was DH's "pet" for a few months until he found out that they tend to come inside and make homes in warm damp rooms (like bathrooms) during winter months (he didn't like the idea of greeting it in the shower in the morning). DH had also been under the impression that, being a tunnel web, it would stay in it's tunnel but he found it one day sunning itself on the path that Michaela frequently uses - that was the final straw.
Not wanting to get too close he decided the best method would be to poison it. Firstly he mixed up a bucket of boiling water, bleach, dish liquid and handy andy to wash the spider away and got rid of its web. A day later the spider had come back and the web was rebuilt. Next he sprayed it with half a can of insect spray, here's the pic.

The insect spray didn't work either, it didn't even slow it down (infact it made it angry) so finally DH grabbed a rock and in the age old battle of man vs beast DH won (although he did drop the camera with fright, breaking it, when the dead spiders body started convulsing). I made him leave the dead carcass on the path for a couple of days to ensure the spider didn't resurrect again.
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Posted By: Aithne
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 10:19pm
OMG!!!! i have shivers now!!!!!
Spiders terifye me, I never thought we would get more here that we had to be worried about.
Oh god i hope they dont move to wellington, or else i may have to move haha.
But seriously that is a scary thought!!!!
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Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 09 October 2008 at 11:03pm
Bahahahahahahahahaha! That is so so so funny mrsmojo!
Poor mrmojo! I bet he was seriously freaked!
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 8:28am
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Mrmojo is still a bit disappointed that we don't have wasps because apparently the wasps are the natural enemy of the tunnel web. They poison the spider then lay their eggs inside their abdomens and the baby wasps (once hatched) eat their way out .....while the spider is still alive 
There are just somethings I wish he wouldn't tell me.
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Posted By: sweetpea
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 10:34am
ohh those pictures on pg 1 just gave me goosepumps i hate spiders i can hadle money ones but not much bigger than that. I remember dad killing spiders when i was a kid and then chasing after us with the dead spider in hand.
Although i must admit if i have to i will find a shoe and squish them.
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 10:36am
Holly..... YYUUUUCKKKK!!
I would have packed my stuff and left the house if I saw that any where near my house.....eeeewww.....it looks scary! And the fact that it wouldnt die after the spray is a worry!!
I sure hope that I never EVER find that any where near my house....and that extra info MrMojo...was like eewwww...
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Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 11:27am
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Hehehe ..... the pics on the 1st page with mummy in the corner and babies venturing out .......... the black hairy ones........ that happened to me while living in Sydney. Was in an older house up in Turramurra on a really cute section with a small creek going thru the back yard and lots of ferns and greenery around.........
The area was full of huntsman spiders like the 1st pict and that size also. The house was two storey & I was living in the top, they have the air vents round the tops of the walls for 'breathing purposes' I'm sure now they are for 'breading purposes!!' Woke one morning go out to the kitchen to get breaky and get ready for work.......upon looking up saw that the celing wasn't white anymore but black absolutly covered in tiny wee spiders, I panic, living by myself, had to get into the kitchen to get the fly spray, thank goodness didn't start spraying till back out to the doorway with the two cans I had. As I start spraying they start dropping attached by their silk threads that they usually use when leaving the nest. After emptying the two cans left the house with no breaky, terrified to go home that night so called on a friend to come home with me to help with the clean up.
Also had a close incounter with a redback when I 1st got over to aussie, was working in a plant nursery, totally nieve about what 'could' be there, doing my job picking up the small plants and cutting off the excess roots that grow thru the black bags etc and one of the other workers came over and quietly said just put that one down for a min and come over here, I said I'll just finish this one .... no he said put it down and come here, I put it down and confused say why??? He said you were mm away from a redback spider, I proceed to go white and find something else to do!!
------------- Kerryn, Mum to
Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09)
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 11:57am
Oh yuck, I think I would have quit my job if that happened to me!
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 1:47pm
OK thats it!! I am not looking in this thread anymore! Its going to give me nightmares!!
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 1:53pm
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Yuck Jo - that is gross what Ian did 
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 1:56pm
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 2:13pm
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OK I will do!!! I hate spiders and ants as well for some strange reason.
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 2:55pm
Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 3:01pm
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Tunnelweb spider, Porrhothele antipodiana
With its sturdy body and 5cm leg-span, this is reportedly New Zealand's heaviest spider by weight.
Males of this species are common springtime visitors to homes as they abandon their webs and accidentally stray indoors in their quest to mate.
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Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 3:29pm
MrsMojo wrote:
Males of this species are common springtime visitors to homes as they abandon their webs and accidentally stray indoors in their quest to mate.</SPAN> |
LOL! Remember the cricket at Easter!
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 3:30pm
That's why we have kids..... to train them to remove these pests for us 
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Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 3:36pm
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The kids thought the crickets were great. I hope they are fast this year as the rug rat will be after them!
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 10 October 2008 at 8:47pm
LOL - I can just imagine he'll think it's a new toy and love it (now I know what to get your kids for Christmas )
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Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 11 October 2008 at 2:55pm
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Sorry, lots of gross stories about spiders and cockroaches and other creepy crawlies from living over there for 15 years but they were two that I remember really well ..... wonder why????
Have painted many a spider with spray like your DH did Jo but then they ran behind some big piece of furniture and took a day or so to die .
Lol just remembered cleaning agents like spray and wipe etc dont work anywhere as well as bug spray when confronted with a big spider that jumps!!!! I was just moving into a new place and didn't have any spray at the time 
------------- Kerryn, Mum to
Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09)
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Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 11 October 2008 at 3:10pm
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Ooooh just remembered another wee one ...... I got a bit of a fright while driving one day home in peak hour traffic (I had and old commodore, normally parked outside) I see this spider climbing up my window screen - one time wasn't too bad he was on the outside. Another time was a bit more scary when I realised that he was on the inside and on my side running up to my sunvisor, nearly caused a big accident but managed to get off the main road and jump out of the car and spent the next 15mins or so trying to get it out of my car so I could get home.
Can laugh about it now but wasn't so funny at the time 
------------- Kerryn, Mum to
Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09)
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Posted By: EnJsmum
Date Posted: 11 October 2008 at 9:04pm
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The insect spray didn't work either, it didn't even slow it down (infact it made it angry) [/QUOTE]
And you wonder why we don't visit more?
J was very upset with E the otherday, They were playing in his room and she killed a daddy longlegs, J cried "you can't kill Fred! You'll mess up the biodiversity in my bedroom! Who will kill all the flys now?" E said (with all the sympathy of a big sister how killed her borther pet) "the dog can do it"!
LOL, I don't think he'll make a hunter, she on the other hand might!
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 11 October 2008 at 10:24pm
EW ew ew why did i come in here again - i have been avoiding the post since but for some strange reason just had to come back in... and after reading all the mojo-spider-diarys lol feel all creeeeepy all over!
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 11 October 2008 at 10:29pm
Posted By: WigglesFan
Date Posted: 14 October 2008 at 6:56pm
This hilarious story is from an American forum:
So a couple of weeks ago I was in the bathroom. I broke my back as a young child and even though I can still walk, run, et cetera, I get a sore back very frequently, and a good soak in the tub can relieve some of the pain.
So, at about 2:30 AM (I work a night shift; on my days off I am up to some crazy hours) I draw a bath, get my soak on, and prepare to feel the pain disappear.
After about five minutes, I can feel the pain unwinding. I am starting to fall asleep when I see a skitter of movement out of my periphery. I turn and there is the biggest spider I have ever seen.
I don't mean "kind of big". I don't mean "not small". I mean this *#!@ was tarantula-sized and he was staring me down from the five feet or so between tub and door.
I am massively arachnophobic and as such my first instinct is to fight or flee. Since the spider is blocking my (no doubt dramatic) escape, my next move is to stand there and start yelling. The spider, who I now unconsciously refer to as "Parthanon", takes great offense to this and starts walking towards me. Slowly. Purposefully.
It is at this point that I lose my *#!@. With a dramatic and heroic battle cry ("OH %*## NOOOOOO") I snatch a book off of the tank of my toilet and hurl it at Parthanon as hard as I can.
I have never thrown something so accurately in my life. The book hits Parthanon dead-on, right on the abdomen, with the spine of the book. I am standing there now, completely naked, dripping wet, and %*##ing freezing, panting with adrenaline and terror. I have killed it, I think.
I am wrong. Parthanon starts scuttling towards the bath tub at top speed, and now I know it is %*##ing go time. It is either time to escape or die trying. With another book in hand, I leapt over the mammoth arachnid, hurled the book down while in mid-air (striking Parthanon, yet again, with maximum force) and, hoping that it would be distracted long enough not to kill me, I open the bathroom door, hurl myself into the tile hallway, and proceed to fall down trying to get away.
I rolled over, looking at the book now lying flat on the bathroom linoleum. Could it be, I guessed? I'm no Arnold, but surely Parthanon could not have survived my two adrenaline-fueled impromptu missiles, right?
Wrong. The book slides off as I watch and now that spider is %*##ing furious. It is running at me as fast as possible and I am now screaming at the top of my lungs. Incoherently. I would later learn from my neighbours that I was screaming "%*##" over and over again.
But I digress. Parthanon was now approaching me at top speed and my only option left was dire. I hurled myself to my feet, threw myself backwards, grabbed a shoe, and prepared to throw down.
After picking myself up, I crouched in preparation for the final battle. I knew I would only have one chance, and since I used to watch tons of bushido samurai movies, I knew that in battle the combatant who makes the first move usually loses.
I waited, muscles coiled like springs, and Parthanon finally made his mistake. Coming for my feet, he was completely oblivious to my overhand shoe-swing, and I splattered him as hard as possible.
Again. And again. And again. I'm pretty sure I was screaming during this too.
His internal organs and strange, arachnid gore were splattered - I am not exaggerating - probably two feet in diameter. I picked up his corpse, took him to the toilet, and flushed it no less than fifteen times, my arms and face a gory, sticky mass of spider viscera.
The only positive side of this tale is that I have yet to see a single spider in my house since. I can only hope that I killed the patriarch spider and that my house is now listed, in their extensive spider networks, as a forbidden zone.
Yes, this happened to me, the OP. Yes, I know there is no such thing as a patriarch spider and that is not how they work.
No, I will never be in a bathroom without the lights on ever, ever again.
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 14 October 2008 at 7:14pm
That is funny, creepy and sickening all at the same time!
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Posted By: BessieBear
Date Posted: 14 October 2008 at 9:26pm
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Spiders make me cry. The worst encounter was one mornign i was getting ready for school i had noticed a big black thing on the ceiling of our kitchen i continued on making breakfast and my lunch. 15 mins later.........We then noticed that the spider was no longer on the ceiling. In great haste my sisters (and brother) all jumped on a chair each and i stood there looking around at the ground only to dicover it wasnt anywhere to be seen, at that moment i felt a tingle on my neck kinda goosebumpy, and there it was the blighter must have come down on its webby thing and landed on my shoulder and down a bit of crawling. I stood there stiff as a board yet crying and screaming for someone to get the effing thing off me.
I think ever since that day and after seeing the first part of eight legged freaks every time i see a spider i get the biggest shivers and jump on a chair.
------------- Sarah Mum to, Boy 07/2008, Girl 03/2010, Boy 05/2012, Angel 07/08/2014
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