Joke of the day
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Topic: Joke of the day
Posted By: Lisha
Subject: Joke of the day
Date Posted: 16 October 2008 at 3:03pm
My mum just sent me this! 
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.... 'You want........Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?' ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: MumsyMoo
Date Posted: 16 October 2008 at 3:39pm
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh sh*t that was good. Bahahaha! Thanks for that one! -------------  My wee girl is the love and light of my life!
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 16 October 2008 at 4:03pm
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ROFL!!!!!! ------------- 
 
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AwesomePosted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 16 October 2008 at 4:08pm
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aaan deeeeeennnnnnnn??? ------------- 
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Posted By: Lisha
Date Posted: 16 October 2008 at 4:46pm
Paaa ahaaaa! love that movie!  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 16 October 2008 at 8:31pm
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ROFLMAO!!! bahahahahahaha ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 17 October 2008 at 10:34am
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PMSL that's a crack up!
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Posted By: Lisha
Date Posted: 17 October 2008 at 1:50pm
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That is the funniest one that I have seen in ages ------------- http://lilypie.com"> http://lilypie.com">
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