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Money well spent!

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Topic: Money well spent!
Posted By: BugTeeny
Subject: Money well spent!
Date Posted: 27 October 2008 at 5:26pm
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends after a hard day at work one day when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking the woman couldn't take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly towards her (as men do).
   Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20....on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked was the condition was. The man replied (smugly), "You have to tell me what you want me to do in 3 words - no more, no less."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 note from her purse, pressed it into the mans hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:

"Clean my house."



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Replies:
Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 27 October 2008 at 5:55pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!!!

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Posted By: monikah
Date Posted: 27 October 2008 at 6:31pm
man, wish my cleaner only cost $20 a week. lol

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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 27 October 2008 at 11:18pm
Hahaha!

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Posted By: WestiesGirl
Date Posted: 27 October 2008 at 11:41pm
lol Brilliant

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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 28 October 2008 at 8:46am
PMSL.  Love it!

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Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 28 October 2008 at 11:43am

lol classic!



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Posted By: mummyofprinces
Date Posted: 28 October 2008 at 12:00pm
hehehe!

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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 28 October 2008 at 3:42pm
LMAO !

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Posted By: Huggles
Date Posted: 28 October 2008 at 6:16pm
Love it!!!


Posted By: RunningT
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 9:27pm
he he he

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Posted By: pomikiwi
Date Posted: 30 October 2008 at 9:16am
hehe classic

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