I’d love to be 8 again
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Topic: I’d love to be 8 again
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: I’d love to be 8 again
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 8:38am
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park: * The Death Slide * The Wall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake . Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms! What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f*** ** g idiot!!!' The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong..... -------------  
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Posted By: jaycee
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 8:50am
LOL - that is great  .-------------   
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 9:09am
hahahah that's awesome  ------------- 
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Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 10:14am
LMFAO 
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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 10:19am
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ROFL, that's classic! Typical male -------------  
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 2:04pm
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hehehe i still like the idae of being eight years old ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: aussiegirl
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 7:27pm
cool - very funny!  -------------  Mum to Hayley **30.6.08
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Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 7:43pm
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LOL, I wouldn't mind going on a date fit for an 8 year old, McD's and roller coasters sounds like fun! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: RunningT
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 9:10pm
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Classic.. but the date sounded like a great day too ------------- 
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Posted By: pomikiwi
Date Posted: 29 October 2008 at 9:22pm
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hehe too funny ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 01 November 2008 at 12:03am
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ROFLMAO!!! hahahahahahahahahaha ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |