So un-pc (but funny)
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Topic: So un-pc (but funny)
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: So un-pc (but funny)
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:15am
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?' The fat ugly obnoxious woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you d*ckhead?' 'Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!' -------------  
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Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:17am
ROFL 
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:19am
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Haha!! Love it!!! ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Jennz
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:34am
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Thats brilliant! ------------- Jen, Charlotte 7 & Kate 3 
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Posted By: jaymiegirl
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:00pm
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lol! nice.. ------------- Mummy to Caide 08/01/2006 & Ruby 24/10/2008 http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:04pm
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haha , ROTFLMAO !
...thats the type of thing I would say (and then run ) ------------- 
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Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:05pm
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LMAO ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:08pm
LMFAO 
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:42pm
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MUAHAHAHAHHA
Love it! ------------- 
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:52pm
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LOL!! Your jokes are always halarious! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:01pm
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lol thats a good one!! ------------- Mum to Mr 10, Mr 6 and Mr 4 
 
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:08pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA!!!  Love it!------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Lisha
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:11pm
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Haha I have forward this one onto my mum! She will love it! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:57pm
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Hahahaha lol I love it. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |