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The Stork.

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Topic: The Stork.
Posted By: Paws
Subject: The Stork.
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:07pm
THE STORK

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach!!!

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Posted By: ooEvaoo
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:09pm
lmfao.

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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:21pm

haha thats funny.



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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:23pm
muahaha that's great!

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Posted By: Mrs_B
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:42pm
lol

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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:42pm
I love Little Johnny ..I wish he had gone to my school

One of my favourite little Johnny anecdotes

teacher "Johnny , if you have 5 crisps and Roger asked you for 3 crisps , how many crisps would you have left? "

Litle Johnny " five ."

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Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 4:24pm
Haha Little Johnny sounds exactly like my DF!!! A little smart a*se he was at school too hehehehe


Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 4:27pm
hahaha

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Posted By: MonicaMouse
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 4:51pm
I needed that!

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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 7:14pm

hahahahahahahaha PMSL that is funny!!



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Posted By: Huggles
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 7:16pm
hahaha very good!


Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 8:06pm
Fuuuunnny!

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Posted By: flakesitchyfeet
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 8:46am


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