The Stork.
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Topic: The Stork.
Posted By: Paws
Subject: The Stork.
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:07pm
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THE STORK
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: ooEvaoo
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:09pm
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lmfao. ------------- 
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:21pm
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haha thats funny. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:23pm
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muahaha that's great! ------------- 
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Posted By: Mrs_B
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:42pm
lol  -------------  
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:42pm
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I love Little Johnny ..I wish he had gone to my school
One of my favourite little Johnny anecdotes teacher "Johnny , if you have 5 crisps and Roger asked you for 3 crisps , how many crisps would you have left? " Litle Johnny " five ." ------------- 
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Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 4:24pm
| Haha Little Johnny sounds exactly like my DF!!! A little smart a*se he was at school too hehehehe |
Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 4:27pm
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hahaha ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
Posted By: MonicaMouse
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 4:51pm
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I needed that! ------------- 
Blair 15/10/2007 Daniel 30/07/2009 |
Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 7:14pm
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------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: Huggles
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 7:16pm
hahaha very good!
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 13 November 2008 at 8:06pm
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Fuuuunnny! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: flakesitchyfeet
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 8:46am
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