The Face Cloth
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Topic: The Face Cloth
Posted By: MumsyMoo
Subject: The Face Cloth
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:07pm
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The Facecloth
This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for a Cervical smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am . The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris, or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking. After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom: 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter saved inside it.' Needless to say, I shall NEVER be going back to that doctor ever again!! -------------  My wee girl is the love and light of my life!
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:11pm
hahahahahahahahahaha ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: mrsturtle
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:27pm
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Thats great
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Posted By: LittleBug
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:40pm
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LOL!!! ------------- Chloe (4 years) and Oliver (3 years). |
Posted By: Hopes
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 8:43pm
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Hehehe -------------   
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Posted By: Bubbaloo
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 8:45pm
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LMAO ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  Was danni-chick Mum to James My Angel 28/07/08 |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 9:57pm
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Oh that is great!!! ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 10:16pm
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LMAO! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 11:22pm
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ROFL, thats a good one!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 8:17am
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mahahahah that's awesome!
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 1:00pm
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Had a smear today and the whole time I kept thinking about this - trying so hard not to giggles as I think that would have been a bit strange -------------
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 1:57pm
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Ha ha ha ha ha - that's so funny! -------------  
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