Why Parents Drink
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Topic: Why Parents Drink
Posted By: kiwisj
Subject: Why Parents Drink
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 12:58pm
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Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is you r Mummy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter ' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME . ' ------------- SJ Callum - Dec 2008 Daniel - Oct 2010 |
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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 1:12pm
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LMFAO - I love it -------------  
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Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 1:20pm
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lol!! ------------- Mum to Mr 10, Mr 6 and Mr 4 
 
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Posted By: ohanlon82
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 1:22pm
That is awesome LOL  ------------- http://lb2f.lilypie.com/TikiPic.php/RPaODBg.jpg |
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 5:14pm
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Ha ha ha! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: Candkids
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 6:16pm
ROFL !!!!  ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  DD 10.5yrs DS 6yrs DS 11mths 5 little angles watching from above |
Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 6:39pm
And why could I just see that happening!!!???  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 7:03pm
haha i've seen that one before , love it 
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Posted By: pomikiwi
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 9:11pm
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hehe ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: Nefertiti
Date Posted: 20 November 2008 at 11:54pm
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lol my uncle told that speech at my wedding 15 years ago lol ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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