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Topic: I never...
Posted By: weegee
Subject: I never...
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 12:05pm
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The baby version of the old drinking game. As I was just finishing my cold cup of tea I was thinking of all the things I do now that I never would have before baby arrived.
So what do you do now that you never used to? * I never drank cold tea * I never talked about poo * I never stayed in my PJs all day * I never shopped online * I never peed in the shower (90% of my showers are with baby now, and stopping for a loo break first would be somewhat difficult, plus I figure he does it!!!)  ------------- 
Mum to JJ, 4 July 2008 & Addie, 28 July 2010 |
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Posted By: CuriousG
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 12:49pm
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* I never went to the bathroom with the door open (there is no point shutting it now)
* I never slept hanging off the bed * I never ate dinner cold * I never ever gave up my chocolate cause someone else asked for it (I really must love her!) ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:03pm
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I never sang about things I am doing I never danced to the wiggles, hi five etc I never ate anyones leftovers, sometimes now its all I get I never got teary over a smile I never munched in a chubby baby foot I never wore nanny knickers, now they are just the comfy!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:08pm
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I never went to bed at 9:00pm
I never got out of bed at 6:00pm I never bothered to do my washing everyday I never had to vacuum twice a day I never got emotional AND I never loved anybody this much before... ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
Posted By: ooEvaoo
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:13pm
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lmfao....
Oh yes...going to the toilet alone is a rare occurrence for me....ang giving up lollies, food and drinks!! Hmmmm................................ I never passed up the opportunity to drink myself into oblivion! (barely get in one glass these days) I never felt unconditional love....even when wanting to pull my eyes out!! I never put myself last for anything I never knew complete happiness! ------------- 
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Posted By: lilfatty
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:51pm
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I never thought I would pass up adult shopping to go to PP! ------------- Mummy to Issy (3) and Elias (18 months) I did it .. 41 kgs gone! From flab to fab in under a year  http://www.femininefitness.co.nz/category/blog - LFs weight blog
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Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:55pm
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* I never got my boobs out in public
* I never had anyone else want to wipe my bottom for me |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:05pm
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LMAO this is hilarious!
I never thought I'd let another girl sleep in Willie's bed, let alone 3 of them  -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:13pm
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* Before getting pregnant I never wished to feel nauseous * I never got cheered at for doing wees/poos on the toilet
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Posted By: CuriousG
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:50pm
Hahahahahahaha, yeah, getting clapped at when you do a poo is rather amusing!  ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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MrsMojo wrote:Posted By: weegee
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:50pm
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ohh I am sooo not looking forward to toilet training!!! (even though that is quite cute joshierocks and MrsMojo) -------------
Mum to JJ, 4 July 2008 & Addie, 28 July 2010 |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:55pm
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-I never had to look at someone elses poo ....let alone admire it
- i never had to pick someone elses nose -i never informed anyone that i was going to go "wee wees" ------------- 
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Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 3:18pm
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Oooh some more:
* I never used to walk around with someone elses snot on my clothing * I never thought I'd wave goodbye to a poo as it was going down the toilet * I never thought I'd be able to sing along to The Wiggles |
Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 4:54pm
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* I was never expected to kiss someones sore places .....no matter where on the body they are * I never had someone who wanted to kiss my sore places * I never clapped for someone over and over again for doing the same thing over and over again
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Posted By: Kellz
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 5:27pm
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*I never ate rasins off the floor
*I never ate food that had already been chewed by someone else *I never talked to DH about poos! * I never imagined calling DH Daddy! * I never knew babies didnt sleep perfectly after the first few months |
Posted By: shaz
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 7:42pm
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OMG this has made my day
*I never let anybody put their finger in my belly button *I never thought I'd kiss someone with snot running down their face. *I never thought I'd run around pushing a ride on in public making Brrrmmm brrmmmm beep beep noises (and not get embarrased) ------------- Mum to Natasha Aroha 9/12/1995, Alexandra Makareta Waimarie 22/4/1998 and....Alyssa Frances Hopaea 18/03/2007 
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Posted By: Mum2ET
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 8:06pm
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* I never used to sing or dance in the middle of the supermarket ------------- Mum to Ella (5) and Tom (2) |
Posted By: shaz
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 8:14pm
* I never wore the same clothes for 5 years 
* I never brought supermarket shampoo ------------- Mum to Natasha Aroha 9/12/1995, Alexandra Makareta Waimarie 22/4/1998 and....Alyssa Frances Hopaea 18/03/2007
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Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 8:41pm
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I never thought I'd have this much fun
I never thought I'd be this tired I never thought I'd watch Gossip Girl with my 6yr old daughter I never thought I'd be thinking about what washing I had to do the next day I never thought I'd worry this much. ------------- Mr Mellow (16) Miss Attitude (8) Destructa Kid (3) 
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 29 November 2008 at 9:32am
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I never thought I would have to share my bed with 3 other males!!! ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: McPloppy
Date Posted: 29 November 2008 at 2:57pm
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i never thought I would have to repeat myself so often.
I never thought if someone squirted poo at me out of their bottom that i would laugh. I never thought that my washing pile would ever be never ending. I never thought i could produce anything so perfect ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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