Spaghetti
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Topic: Spaghetti
Posted By: kiwisj
Subject: Spaghetti
Date Posted: 08 December 2008 at 2:14pm
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Spaghetti
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.' ------------- SJ Callum - Dec 2008 Daniel - Oct 2010 |
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Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 08 December 2008 at 2:19pm
LMAO!!!! Classic 
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Posted By: kriss
Date Posted: 08 December 2008 at 2:35pm
How would you explain all that missing money to the wife lol  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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 Little Angel, April 10
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Posted By: minik8e
Date Posted: 08 December 2008 at 2:35pm
| LMAO - ahhh I love it. Sent it to the other girls in the office for some light-hearted relief hehehe |
Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 08 December 2008 at 3:15pm
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Lol!! ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
Posted By: Hopes
Date Posted: 08 December 2008 at 5:45pm
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Posted By: jaymiegirl
Date Posted: 08 December 2008 at 11:19pm
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Love it! haha ------------- Mummy to Caide 08/01/2006 & Ruby 24/10/2008 http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: Kellygirl
Date Posted: 09 December 2008 at 10:57am
| LOL, that is too funny!! |