My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent...
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Topic: My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent...
Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Subject: My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent...
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 12:56pm
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THIS to me from work... he will be joining this guy on the couch tonight!!!
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least SHE knows I'm smarter than her. ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
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Posted By: fire_engine
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:09pm
LOL  ------------- Mum to two wee boys |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:20pm
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PMSL! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:42pm
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ROFL -------------  
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Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:54pm
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lol!! ------------- Mum to Mr 10, Mr 6 and Mr 4 
 
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Cheeky bugger!Posted By: monikah
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 2:17pm
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oh that is absolute gold ------------- 
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Posted By: hooper
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 2:31pm
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lol ------------- Desiree 
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Posted By: Leelee
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 2:43pm
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LOL!! Thats a good one ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: ooEvaoo
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 3:00pm
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LMfaoOo....I can soooo feel the let down she would have felt at that!!. ------------- 
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Posted By: lisa85
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 4:59pm
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Fantastic! -------------  
TTC #3 since Jan 2010 - PCOS MC April 2010 |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 7:00pm
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I showed DF, he said he has considered doing that to me .
Until i reminded him that hes scared of me ------------- 
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 8:14pm
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Haha, oooh I felt her pain! That's nasty! ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: DzinerGirl
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 9:36pm
| LMFAO! That's pretty funny |
Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 15 December 2008 at 10:40pm
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ROFLMAO thats a good one!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 16 December 2008 at 7:46am
LMAO  ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow"> Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
caitlynsmygirl wrote:Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 16 December 2008 at 8:12am
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HAHAHA I love it!! ------------- 
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Posted By: TraceyA
Date Posted: 16 December 2008 at 11:29am
See that just wouldn't work if Dh did that with me - we have one bank account and one credit card so I'd buy the stuff anyway and he'd still not get any sex  ------------- TTC #2 |