If men got pregnant.....
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Topic: If men got pregnant.....
Posted By: FreeSpirit
Subject: If men got pregnant.....
Date Posted: 15 January 2009 at 8:53pm
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Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
There'd be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00pm. Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags. They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him". Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. Women would rule the world!  ------------- http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 15 January 2009 at 9:06pm
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I love it!! Especially the ms one rofl. -------------  |
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 15 January 2009 at 9:12pm
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Hahaha! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 15 January 2009 at 9:12pm
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 15 January 2009 at 9:13pm
Triple Post My new record-------------
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Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 15 January 2009 at 9:14pm
| LMAO so true |
Posted By: WestiesGirl
Date Posted: 15 January 2009 at 9:44pm
lol  ------------- Our Angel July 08  Gone but not forgotten
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Posted By: Natalie_G
Date Posted: 16 January 2009 at 10:50am
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LOL doesnt surprise me at all. ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: pomikiwi
Date Posted: 16 January 2009 at 2:11pm
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haha love it! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: kriss
Date Posted: 16 January 2009 at 10:29pm
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hehehe ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Little Angel, April 10
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