a bit of light relief
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Topic: a bit of light relief
Posted By: Kazzle
Subject: a bit of light relief
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:06am
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sorry if i offend anyone with this
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1 I do physical labour 2 I work at great depths 3 I plunge head first into everything I do 4 I do not get weekends or holidays off 5 I work in a damp environment 6 I work in the dark with poor ventilation 7 I work in high temperatures 8 My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Yours sincerely The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration has rejected your request for the following reasons: 1 You do not work for eight hours straight 2 You fall asleep after brief work periods 3 You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4 You do not stay in your designated area and can often be seen visiting other locations 5 You do not take initiative 6 You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working 7 You leave the workplace messy at the end of each shift 8 You do not always observe the correct safety precautions such as wearing protective clothing 9 You will retire well before the age of 65 10 You are unable to work double shifts 11 You sometimes leave the workplace before the designated task has been completed to the managements satisfaction. And if that wasn't enough you are often seen entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely The Management ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: hollyb
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:10am
 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA------------- http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: EthansMummy
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:52am
 HAHA FANTASTIC  ------------- ** MUM TO ** Ethan 29/08/2006 Brooke 22/09/2008 |
Posted By: Alan & Bubbles Mummy
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:13am
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lol that is so funny ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:18am
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LOLOLOLOL... very clever! Love it! ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 12:04pm
| hahahaha that is hilarious!!! |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 12:32pm
lol i need that ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 1:44pm
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LOL!! nice. ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 1:46pm
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hahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehe
that's brilliant! ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 3:39pm
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I like it!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 4:03pm
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------------- Aimee Hannah 22/10/05 Greer 11/02/08 |
Posted By: kasbee
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 4:39pm
Haha Funny, thats so good, hubby thought it was funny too.  ------------- Kelly, mother to 4 wonderful children. http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Caterpillar
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 4:50pm
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Thats hillarious! Gotta copy that 1! ------------- Liam Blake 10-12-03 & Kye Jarrod 12-09-01 |
Posted By: AlyAyde
Date Posted: 13 May 2006 at 9:32am
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Love it! ------------- Jayde 25/12/04 Alyssa 08/04/03 http://Alyayde.bebo.com |