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Topic: For the women over 30
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: For the women over 30
Date Posted: 16 February 2009 at 9:07pm

THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY A MAN..

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are
turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND
for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was written by Andy
Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:


As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30
give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They Always Know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a Jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage!

 AMEN  BROTHER………..



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Posted By: pomikiwi
Date Posted: 16 February 2009 at 9:26pm
haha love it! Especially the 80% bit at the end! Classic!

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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 16 February 2009 at 9:51pm
actually, im not 30 yet, and I already do most of those things.
You want to watch the game ? go ahead, ive got some magazine browsing to do .

My friends go with my guy ? yeah right, why would i be friends with them if I thought they'd do that ?

and ive never given a damn about what people think of me .

Also , I can pull off red lipstick , i just don't wear it often.

the wrinkles thing tho, nope , cant relate to that

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Posted By: AandCsmum
Date Posted: 16 February 2009 at 9:59pm
Brillant!!!

I especially like the first one! Yep don't care what you think....

Funnily I always wanted the cute little crease at the side of the mouth that some women in ads on TV had....didn't realise they are an age thing & I've finally got one

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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 6:42am
haha love it

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Posted By: My3Sons
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 8:02am

lol thats great! I have been trying not to think about turning 32 this year!



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Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 8:52am
That is fantastic


Posted By: blondy
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 9:03am
That's great....my 30th is only a couple of months away now, and I'm actually really looking forward to starting a new decade!

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Posted By: sweetpea
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 12:17pm
Thats brillant


Posted By: ClareB
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 12:47pm
I love it and sooooooo true
I feel better about being in my 30s!!

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Posted By: Febgirl
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 6:42pm
When I first got this email it was about women over 40 - is 30 old now?

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Posted By: littleLittle
Date Posted: 17 February 2009 at 8:28pm
Ha-ha! I love it! I have friends that are coming up to the age of 30 and are dreading it. I loved turning 30 and that was just for the party!!    

Of course I may not feel the same when I get to the big 4 - 0 but I'm sure I'll be fine by then as well!!

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