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Topic: LOL...
Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Subject: LOL...
Date Posted: 19 February 2009 at 3:33pm
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight! You fall asleep after brief work periods.! You do not always follow the orders of the management team. ! You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.! You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.!You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. ! You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,such as wearing the correct protective clothing.! You will retire well before you are 65.! You are unable to work double shifts.! You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.! And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.! Sincerely, V. Gina. Human Resources Dept. ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
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Posted By: sweetpea
Date Posted: 19 February 2009 at 3:38pm
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Ha ha ha
Thats great hmm i could think of a few more things to say too. |
Posted By: mrshouse
Date Posted: 19 February 2009 at 3:53pm
Hehehehe tooo funny! ------------- http://www.baby-gaga.com/"> 
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Posted By: MamaT
Date Posted: 19 February 2009 at 4:22pm
Hahaha - awesome!!!  -------------  
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Posted By: BessieBear
Date Posted: 19 February 2009 at 8:13pm
 ladies------------- Sarah Mum to, Boy 07/2008, Girl 03/2010, Boy 05/2012, Angel  07/08/2014
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: 19 February 2009 at 10:10pm
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hehehe ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: pomikiwi
Date Posted: 20 February 2009 at 8:29am
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hehe, funny! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 20 February 2009 at 11:07am
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Haha! That's awesome. ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 20 February 2009 at 1:13pm
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hehe ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |