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Topic: drivers license (lol)
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: drivers license (lol)
Date Posted: 01 March 2009 at 6:32pm

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,

'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.

It's like a report card, it has every-thing on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks,

'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 lbs.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triump-hantly,
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'


'Because you got an F in sex.'




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Replies:
Posted By: Huggles
Date Posted: 01 March 2009 at 6:35pm
hahahahahaha


Posted By: AngeB
Date Posted: 01 March 2009 at 6:37pm
hahaha that is sooo funny!!!

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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 01 March 2009 at 6:47pm

Hahaha, I do hope you have sent that on to me, the guys at work are loving the emails.



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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 01 March 2009 at 8:18pm
Halarious! I love it!

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Posted By: kellie
Date Posted: 01 March 2009 at 11:44pm
rofl that is great

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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 02 March 2009 at 7:00pm

ROFL hahahahaha



Posted By: kriss
Date Posted: 02 March 2009 at 11:20pm
That's a goodie

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Posted By: Bubbaloo
Date Posted: 03 March 2009 at 8:12am
Haha love it

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Posted By: EthansMummy
Date Posted: 03 March 2009 at 8:42am
Hahaha that is great!!!!

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