From the mouth of babes
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Topic: From the mouth of babes
Posted By: busyissy
Subject: From the mouth of babes
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 1:40pm
Dominic has reached that age when he burst out with very cute but very embarrassing announcements. We were supermarket shopping the other day and he said very loudly to a very elderly lady, "Goodness me! Goodness gracious! Smelly farties, do you have poos?". 
Poor lady she just didn't know what to say, I must have gone beet red and just couldn't get away fast enough. Bless him. |
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Posted By: Mum2ET
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 1:48pm
lol ------------- Mum to Ella (5) and Tom (2) |
Posted By: M2K
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 2:03pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats too funny!!!! least hes at the age where he can get away with it
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:24pm
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We've had a few funnies lately. Last night there was a snippet on tv about Shanghai, China and I pointed it out to Hannah. She pipes up with "Hey Mum, my undies are made in China!" (why couldn't have been her dinner plate or her doll or something not undies LOL) -------------  |
Posted By: FionaO
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:34pm
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute - although I am dreading that stage. yesterday we were in the supermarket and a very odd looking old lady walked past and Finley just stared at her, hard out and i was thinking thank goodness he doesn't speak yet, I can only imagine the horrors.  ------------- 
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Posted By: Shezamumof3
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:48pm
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LOL omg! Im not looking forward to that stage lol! Caden screams in the supermarket, thats embaressing enough sometimes lol ------------- |
Posted By: Lanata
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:08pm
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that is classic LOL ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:18pm
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haha cute !
I used to have a whole thread on the cringe worthy , embarrassing things Caitlyn said . For example , standing in the que at the supermarket and she turns to the old couple behind us and puts her hands on her hips and says "dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me ?" with a raised eyebrow . Or the classic one, when I was at a park with her and she asked some guy with a dog if he was her friend, THEN , she says "are you my mummy's friend ?" " er...sure " says the poor man . "good ! you can be my mummies SPECIAL friend, shes pretty and she will make you muffins " .....we left verrrrry quickly ...... ------------- 
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Posted By: fire_engine
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:28pm
Ah, she could be interesting as a teenager  ------------- Mum to two wee boys |
Posted By: busyissy
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 7:40pm
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Oh bless her, sounds like Caitlin is 7 going on 17! She must keep you on your toes.
I guess all we can do is laugh. It will even out anyway, just wait til they are tennages then it will be our turn to embarrass them. |
Posted By: AandCsmum
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 8:18pm
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Hahahaha
We were sitting at the dinner table at my parent's place & Alia pipes up & says "we are moving to Australia" both DH & I wished the floor would open up & swallow us! We'd just been discussing we should meantion that we are still possibly shifting...don't worry Alia will do it for us! Mum's not so hot on the idea lol ------------- Kel http://lilypie.com"> 
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12 |
Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:19pm
| Ohh Lmao I remember Caitlyns thread that used to have me in tears. |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:26pm
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haha , i should look for it one day Rach , tho it was a while ago , man she was embarrassing !
And now , shes really into knowing if me and DH have ever seen each other naked, and if we've (giggles with hand over mouth like she does ) have had S e X (she spells it out ) which for the longest time apparently had the girl taking off her skirt, but leaving her underwear on , and the boy doing the same and then dancing around the room .... Gah , Aliasmum, they are great at dropping the bomb huh ?Caitlyn was the one to inform my grandmother that I was pregnant again . She said "mummies pregnant . Nothing you can do about it " -------------
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Posted By: Glow
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:52pm
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LOL
Brae asked for a drink, so I poured him a drink of water, then he pipes up & goes "No I want a glass of water NOT a plastic of water!" ------------- Mummy of Two Boys B: 2004 K: 2007 |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:53pm
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haha , hes already two steps ahead of you -------------
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 21 March 2009 at 8:03pm
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Jakes just getting into that now.
What did you do in Fiji, Jake? "I played with black boys" Who were those boys on the mat with you today at pre school? "just some brown boys with stinky farts" to our one armed accountant "what happened to your arm? Did you cut it off with a saw?" "mum, why are you fat?" "naughty man hes does stinky farts and dosen't say pardon me" "Has that lady got a diddle or a 'gina?" "I like your boobies mum" So funny, and so many more.... ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: WestiesGirl
Date Posted: 21 March 2009 at 8:12pm
ROTFL  Keep them coming!! These are hilarious and super cute ------------- Our Angel July 08  Gone but not forgotten
And to complete our family, our princess has arrived 
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:02pm
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...ha , not when they are your kid
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:03pm
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not when they are your kid...and they impersonate the indian lady at the dairy .
To her face -------------
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Posted By: Redbedrock
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:45pm
Oh dear, fay has started shouting Monkey at the Bell tea advert when the African guy comes on, fortunately not in public (yet) Her favourite public one is usually if I use a loo in the shopping mall and she gives the other customers a running commentry Mummy doing wee wees Mummy wipe bottom Mummy dong poos Stinky poos etc etc gotta love using public toilets now ------------- http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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caitlynsmygirl wrote:Posted By: jem
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 1:01pm
| hahaha i love these stories so funny, i told a few of them to my little sister who's 7 and she thought it was really fuuny, i had to tell her the same stories about 3 times and then we had to go tell mum. |
Posted By: McPloppy
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 1:32pm
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Lachie used to go to swimming lesson's with DH and the canging room was a communal one with cubicles with doors.
Lachie pippied up with "Is that your penis daddy? Oh wow you have got a big penis!" For everyone to hear. LOL Poor DH was soo embarrased. Things we thought we would never have to say.... "get your tongue out of your sisters mouth" I was having a bath with Lachlan when he was three and I got out of the bath first. He commented how the bath water made big waves and it was no longer full to the top. "It's because your too fat mum!" Little bugger...not more baths with him for me. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 1:59pm
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Aww these are funny. Jack asked me the other day "Where does you wees come out Mum?"
One time we were driving to preschool and this man on a bike drove past, Jack goes "Wheres that idiot going?" Another time this woman stopped her car in front of me and got out and I said something about a crazy b*tch. Next I hear from the back seat "Whats that crazy b*tch doing"  I am now very careful with what I say.
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Posted By: Snappy
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 4:31pm
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These are all so funny!
Janaya's had some beauties, my favourite one is: J - "Mummy, why were you and dad boinging on the bed?" Me - "What do you mean?" J- "I could hear the bed making that boinging sound".. Me- " "
J - "My mums farts are really loud. They make a "brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrr" sound. And they are really stinky!" (How embarrassing, thank goodness it was just in front of my mum!) And to my balding father "Pop, even Jackson has more hair than you" "Mummy, why are your boobies pointy?" "Yussssssss, my poo was SOOOOOO big, that it left a skiddy mark all the way down the toilet!" Im sure I have tons more but thats all that I can think of right now. :o)] ------------- Mummy to two beauties... Formerly Kaiz. |
Posted By: WestiesGirl
Date Posted: 22 March 2009 at 10:01pm
lol!!!!
Oh dear, the good times ahead I have to come
ETA Typos ------------- Our Angel July 08 Gone but not forgotten
And to complete our family, our princess has arrived
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Posted By: kiwikid
Date Posted: 23 March 2009 at 1:40am
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Bahahahahahaha these are classic, its hard to imagine my mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-bub-bub-bub-bub-dad-dad-dad chatter box actually coming up with statements like this!!! ------------- 
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Posted By: kriss
Date Posted: 23 March 2009 at 9:49am
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Haha! The things they come out with!
We were in the supermarket and my little sister (3) saw a man without his shirt on, she said (very loudly) 'oh look, that man has boobies, his boobies are huuuuge!'
He took it very well thank goodness. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Mamma2N
Date Posted: 23 March 2009 at 10:18am
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hahahaha I love these!
a few years ago my mother and I were looking after my niece then 3yo.. we were in the warehouse looking for underwear for her, she was sitting in the trolley and Mum was about 5-10 metres away when little miss pipes up.. 'Grandma, guess what!?' '...WHAT' 'Mum told me that when I get older I'm gonna get hair on my 'gina'
We had to have a giggle - including all the other customers! |