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Stuttering (non PC language)

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Topic: Stuttering (non PC language)
Posted By: Glow
Subject: Stuttering (non PC language)
Date Posted: 25 March 2009 at 2:01pm

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss,
Sssss,
Sssss' and before she could say 'sh*t!' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.


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Mummy of Two Boys
B: 2004
K: 2007






Replies:
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 25 March 2009 at 2:06pm
ROFL!! Poor little Kitty

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Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 25 March 2009 at 7:57pm
LOL


Posted By: NewPhoenix
Date Posted: 25 March 2009 at 10:01pm
.

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Posted By: Babe
Date Posted: 26 March 2009 at 1:24pm
LMAO thats classic!!

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