What you learn when you have a son...
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Topic: What you learn when you have a son...
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: What you learn when you have a son...
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 8:36am
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1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. 5. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room. 6. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. 7. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. 8. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way. 9. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan 10. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late 11. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it 12. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies 13. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy 14. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence 15. Super glue is forever 16. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water 17. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals 18. VCR's do not eject 'BLT' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do 19. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes 20. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving 21. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is 22. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens 23. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time 24. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy 25. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 26. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy 27. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid -------------  
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Posted By: Babe
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 10:04am
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LOL oh so true... -------------   
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 10:54am
Right - no more babies from me then! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: sweetpea
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 11:50am
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i think some girl;s would do these things too. ------------- http://daisypath.com"> 
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Posted By: ElfsMum
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 2:03pm
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lol:) i totally thought boys were just like girls as toddlers..lol boy was i wrong:) (at least when it comes to my boy) ------------- Mum to two amazing boys! |
Posted By: Aquarius
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 3:34pm
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shivers you have a horror...
ahve a house full of boys..luckily they all house trained  ------------- http://www.magicalkingdoms.com/timers/"> 
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Posted By: lovingmummyhood
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 6:20pm
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Ha ha ha ha ha
Dh is going to find bleach and brake fluid. Will let you know what happens lol. He better do it outside  ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 8:25pm
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Yeah I have had a few of them. However I disagree with 23 sometimes it can be 2 minutes depending on how close to the station you live!!! Seriously Es, please let us know. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: fallen
Date Posted: 18 May 2009 at 9:52pm
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I read them out to my DF too. Hes thinks hes going to try the bleach and break fluid thing and the roller blades and dust thing. I guess we'll be discovering how the response time for the Tauranga fire department stacks up against Brisbane.... ------------- |