birthing pain
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Topic: birthing pain
Posted By: MonicaMouse
Subject: birthing pain
Date Posted: 19 June 2009 at 9:54pm
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour if it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch. ------------- 
Blair 15/10/2007 Daniel 30/07/2009 |
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Posted By: mrsturtle
Date Posted: 19 June 2009 at 10:00pm
| hahahaha |
Posted By: rachelsea
Date Posted: 19 June 2009 at 10:01pm
LOL! That's great  ------------- DD 4yrs DS 2yrs http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Mamma2N
Date Posted: 20 June 2009 at 8:43am
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hehe
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Posted By: FreeSpirit
Date Posted: 20 June 2009 at 8:57am
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Posted By: Shezamumof3
Date Posted: 20 June 2009 at 9:42am
hahahhaha lmao! love it!------------- |
Posted By: pomikiwi
Date Posted: 20 June 2009 at 10:48am
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DD-Carys Amelia 17.03.06 |
Posted By: jem
Date Posted: 20 June 2009 at 7:31pm
| Ahhhahahaha I love it! hmmm I wonder if i could email that to my mother in law without her being suspsious (about us TTC), she loves milkman jokes |