Something to look forward to?
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Topic: Something to look forward to?
Posted By: BugTeeny
Subject: Something to look forward to?
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 2:56pm
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This is from http://www.notalwaysright.com - this site I read daily.
I just had to share it 
(A woman and her three year old daughter leave the changing room and approach my counter. She looks to be flustered and in a hurry.) Me: “Hi there, can I help you?” Customer: “Just this, please.” *hands me her items* Me: “That’s £49.96, please.” (The woman frantically searches her bag for her purse and almost turfs the contents out onto the floor.) Customer: “I can’t find my purse.” Me: “It’s okay, take your time. Perhaps you left it in the changing room?” Customer: “No, I didn’t leave anything in there! Here it is.” (She hands me her credit card, I complete the transaction and hand her her purchases.) Me: “Here you go. Thank you for visiting today.” Customer: *nervous smile* “Thank you.” (The woman walks away hastily. Just before she gets to the shop door, her daughter speaks up.) Customer’s daughter: “But mummy, we did leave something in the changing room!” Customer: *starts walking quicker* “Shhh!” Customer’s daughter: *triumphantly* “We left my poo in there!” (The woman grabs the child by the hand and runs out of the shop. My colleague and I run over to the changing room to see for ourselves. Sure enough, in the corner of one of the changing rooms, there is a small pile of poo. We didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.) ------------- 
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Posted By: sally belly
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 3:05pm
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OMG!! That is hilarious.
But what would you actually do? Hope like heck you had some tissues in your bag & scoop it up I guess?!!    -------------    
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Posted By: Bobbie
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 3:06pm
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LMAO - oh no! That will be us in about a year -------------  
 
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Posted By: surfergirl
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 3:06pm
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LOL! Kids aye??? ------------- http://www.alterna-tickers.com"> 
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 3:08pm
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Maybe I should stick some of my dogs poo bags in Hannah's nappy bag
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Posted By: FreeSpirit
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 5:09pm
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Bahaha, that's priceless! ------------- http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: kiwisj
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 5:28pm
OMG! Priceless! But so gross at the same time!  ------------- SJ Callum - Dec 2008 Daniel - Oct 2010 |
Posted By: Snappy
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 5:38pm
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This reminds me of the time we lost Janaya in the warehouse when she was little.
We found her finally, she had taken her knickers off, which she had done a poo in, and had put on a pair of the warehouse togs
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Posted By: emz
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 9:04pm
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OMG Kaiz, what did you do?
I always carry around a plastic bag in my handbag and we're not even TT yet - but you just think 'what if'? I'd be mortified
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Posted By: mummyofprinces
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 9:21pm
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A bpy I nannied for in London did one whilst walking around Harrods, didnt even stop just pooped while he walked. thank goodness he was with his mum and not me! Apparently, as the story goes, he left a trail of poop behind him! LOL, his mother was mortified. -------------   
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 10:36pm
i always have a doggy do do bag in my handbag....ever since charli tried to go poo on the toilet in mitre10 bathroom dept!! ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Katep
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 11:02pm
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ewww, I just remembered that when I worked in the $2 over summer once, 2 little boys came into the shop. I was looking at them and after a bit they looked suspicious. They quickly left the shop. Went to look and one of the had crapped themself and simply kept waking and it simply just fell onto the floor.
Luckily, being the owners step-daugher- I didn't have to clean it up. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Mum to the Gorgeous Leah! 7 months |
Posted By: ISpyCharlie
Date Posted: 18 July 2009 at 10:00am
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Gosh kids are funny! My df has trouble understanding Charlie sometimes and the poor thing kept telling him he needed to go toilet at the park. Then Charlie just whipped his pants off and decided to go then and there, thats when df finally got it! DUH ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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