Kids say the darndest things....
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Topic: Kids say the darndest things....
Posted By: lemongirl
Subject: Kids say the darndest things....
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:37am
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Overheard recently at our dinner table
Me: So did you hear Michael Jackson died DP: Yup Child: Who is Michael Jackson? Me: Well he touched a great many people. Child: Kids too? DP: Yes. He liked touching kids Child: That's nice. |
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Posted By: Bobbie
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 10:44am
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LMAO at your DP -------------  
 
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Posted By: shadowfeet
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 10:49am
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Ew, but lmao ------------- 
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Posted By: luvmylittlies
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 3:07pm
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Was at a friends place last year for a dressy dinner party. Her 3 year old came into the room and proudly announced that she'd just done a poo on her own and it was "shaped just like a dolphin". ------------- Adoring Mum to Talisin 8/9/11 and Kiara 18/01/10 |
Posted By: emachan
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:00pm
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lol! I was talking to another teacher at work about the things kids say these days! You should hear some of the conversations in our new entrants classroom! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  DD#1 Sept 08 DD#2 Oct 09 |
Posted By: freckle
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:06pm
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hehe at your DP lemongirl - funny what kids just accept eh...
and omg dolphin shaped poo - that's great! ------------- mum to 3 lovely girls :D |
Posted By: WestiesGirl
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:20pm
lol  ------------- Our Angel July 08  Gone but not forgotten
And to complete our family, our princess has arrived 
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Posted By: mummyofprinces
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 12:03pm
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hehe! -------------   
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Posted By: Kazzle
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 12:23pm
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oh im with yah there....Miss Rhiannon announced the other day while i was talking on the phone and feeding Cory, and i quote "mummy cant talk right now she is giving Cory a piece of boob" and then hung up the phone.
thankfully the person rang back but thought it was so funny ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 1:20pm
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bahahaha dolphin shaped poo!
These are great 
When Mum was pregnant with me, my sister - then 2 and a half - answered the phone (luckily it was my Grandma). Mum was in the toilet with MS. She overheard my sister say "No, Mummy's not here. She's coughing into the toilet". That's now become our family euphemism for vomiting. ------------- 
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Posted By: Snappy
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 1:26pm
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Hehe, well coughing does make sense!
The other night Janaya came out to the lounge while I was watching Motorway Patrol, the guy said something about skidmarks on the road and Janaya turned around and said "Huh? Skidmarks? That must have been a really big poo to make a big one like that on ROAAAADDDD!!!" And once after she got off the toilet she came running out saying "yussssss, Mum.... guess what?, I did such a big poo that it left a really big skiddy mark down the sides, and its popping out of the water!" Ooooh, and another one, she was really mad with me once, and went to her room and slammed the door. She opened it and yelled out "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... BECAUSE IT DIDNT LOVE ITS FAMILY!!!!" I could probably write a whole page. |
Posted By: BugTeeny
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 1:55pm
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Bahahahaha that last one made me LOL
That's awesome! -------------
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Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 3:22pm
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Lol aww these are so funny.
Jack is really pushing his luck at the moment, the other day I sent him to time out and as he was walking out the door her looked back at me and said "I don't ever want to see you again Mummy, you aren't my best friend anymore" 
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