Pregnancy Q & A - Have a laugh
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Topic: Pregnancy Q & A - Have a laugh
Posted By: RinTinTin
Subject: Pregnancy Q & A - Have a laugh
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 3:07pm
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PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes university. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? A: Not unless the word 'child support payment' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q : Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in university. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: LouD
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 3:16pm
LOL CARIN!!!!! 
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Posted By: tiptoes
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 3:36pm
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Posted By: Natalie_G
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 8:36pm
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Posted By: monikah
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 8:39pm
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lol. that is awesome ------------- 
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Posted By: Shezamumof3
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 10:25pm
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Posted By: FreeSpirit
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 10:48pm
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Posted By: MyLilSquishy
Date Posted: 07 August 2009 at 11:55am
| Hahahahaha fantastic!!! |
Posted By: palomino
Date Posted: 07 August 2009 at 12:50pm
| Awesome!! lol |
Posted By: LeahandJoel
Date Posted: 07 August 2009 at 1:40pm
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Love it!! -------------  
 
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Posted By: Oxy
Date Posted: 10 August 2009 at 10:26am
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Thats is so funny
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Posted By: Staffylicious
Date Posted: 10 August 2009 at 4:51pm
Love it, put a smile on my face 
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Posted By: Roses are Red
Date Posted: 10 August 2009 at 5:38pm
Its brillant!  ------------- 
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Posted By: lisa85
Date Posted: 10 August 2009 at 8:35pm
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Posted By: escadachic
Date Posted: 15 August 2009 at 2:10pm
Damn that is hilarious!!!  -------------   
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