how much does a brain cost?
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Topic: how much does a brain cost?
Posted By: AandCsmum
Subject: how much does a brain cost?
Date Posted: 06 February 2010 at 11:07pm
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain..." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." ------------- Kel http://lilypie.com"> 
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12 |
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Posted By: AandCsmum
Date Posted: 06 February 2010 at 11:08pm
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Thought we could all do with a laugh & this certainly made me laugh out loud (but not DH LMAO) ------------- Kel http://lilypie.com">
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12 |
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 06 February 2010 at 11:08pm
 I have missed the daily funnies!------------- 
 
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Posted By: AandCsmum
Date Posted: 06 February 2010 at 11:14pm
I don't often find jokes funny enough to pass along but this was up my alley  ------------- Kel http://lilypie.com">
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12 |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 07 February 2010 at 10:16pm
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That is cool, I want to copy it and send it to my male workmates!!! ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: AandCsmum
Date Posted: 07 February 2010 at 10:21pm
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You should ------------- Kel http://lilypie.com">
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12 |
Posted By: High9
Date Posted: 07 February 2010 at 10:24pm
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Thats excellent.
ETA: My MIL would like it too, esp in regards to my FIL ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: LittleBug
Date Posted: 08 February 2010 at 8:31am
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LOL! ------------- Chloe (4 years) and Oliver (3 years). |
Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 08 February 2010 at 9:31am
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hahahaha! ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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