Men Are Just Happier People
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Topic: Men Are Just Happier People
Posted By: MyLilSquishy
Subject: Men Are Just Happier People
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 10:16am
an email i just got from my DP. usual typical "men are better and all women are the same" type emails, but still good for a giggle. 
Men Are Just Happier People -What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. |
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Posted By: High9
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 2:49pm
 love it haha ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Nothing
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 3:08pm
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Awesome! I will have to show DF when he gets home ------------- 
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Posted By: Jelly
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 5:25pm
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Haha, awesome! DP will NOT be seeing it though, I'll never hear the end of it ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: LittleBug
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 8:01pm
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LOL!! *off to show DH* ------------- Chloe (4 years) and Oliver (3 years). |
Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 8:52pm
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Love it!! Halarious - I think I may have to show my DH too.... except for the second to last one... haha ------------- 
 
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Posted By: MyLilSquishy
Date Posted: 17 February 2010 at 10:31am
| lol Daizy! |