HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS ....
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Topic: HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS ....
Posted By: AandCsmum
Subject: HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS ....
Date Posted: 20 February 2010 at 10:14pm
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...B*TCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'' A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear..... I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'' ------------- Kel http://lilypie.com"> 
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12 |
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Posted By: jazzy
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:23am
ha ha, love it
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Posted By: sunnyhoney
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:31am
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Excellent! ------------- Mum to: Joy Emily 1.05am 27/09/07 7lb 3oz Austin Paul 12.47pm 18/04/10 10lb 8oz |
Posted By: pikelets
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 9:21am
That's great!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: MyLilSquishy
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 10:55am
| lol thats awesome. even DP thought it was funny! hehe. |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 11:06am
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Love it ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Emmi_
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:10pm
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Hehe Awesome! Gave me a chuckle!! ------------- 
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Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:26pm
ha ha  ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: AandCsmum
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 7:00pm
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Yeah my DH thought it was funny so I thought I'd share ------------- Kel http://lilypie.com">
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12 |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 7:34pm
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I just read it to DH who had a giggle as well. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: SquishysMum
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 8:40pm
| My DH TOTALLY didn't get it.... I had a good chuckle though! |
Posted By: peanut butter
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 9:58pm
| priceless! |
Posted By: littleLittle
Date Posted: 21 February 2010 at 10:01pm
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Brilliant! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: Zaylah
Date Posted: 22 February 2010 at 8:52am
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Love it! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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