If you marry a Southland girl
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Topic: If you marry a Southland girl
Posted By: Hunnybunny
Subject: If you marry a Southland girl
Date Posted: 28 February 2010 at 6:18pm
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Sorry but I had a wee giggle at this, thought it was good and that I could put it up..
Disclaimer: this is not meant to offend anyone, just put up for a bit of a laugh... IF YOU MARRY A SOUTHLAND GIRL The first man married a woman from AUCKLAND ... He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from WELLINGTON . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from SOUTHLAND. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates. 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 28 February 2010 at 6:36pm
bahahaha soo true ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: mylilmosaic
Date Posted: 28 February 2010 at 6:38pm
ahahahaha  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: minik8e
Date Posted: 28 February 2010 at 7:02pm
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Hehehe, I got that same email but instead of Southland it was for Taranaki girls I love it!!
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Posted By: jacobsmummy
Date Posted: 28 February 2010 at 8:16pm
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Haha lol ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: Blankney94
Date Posted: 28 February 2010 at 10:20pm
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Classic! *waves* to the Invercargill Mums! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Hunnybunny
Date Posted: 01 March 2010 at 10:10am
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I guess it's pretty easy to change it to each area, although thought it was pretty good
The emails some people send ya huh?! |
Posted By: RBsMama
Date Posted: 01 March 2010 at 11:47am
PMSL, I sent this to my mum, as she's a southland "girl".
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