Hormone Hostage
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Topic: Hormone Hostage
Posted By: daikini
Subject: Hormone Hostage
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 12:20pm
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The Hormone Hostage:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband. DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some chocolate. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some chocolate What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some chocolate. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some chocolate. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more chocolate. ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 12:39pm
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I do like that. DH is going to be looking at that tonight. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: SuziE
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 12:49pm
Bahahaha!! Nice one ... might have to forward that one on  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: 11111
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 1:06pm
LOL very cool ------------- Deborah Mum to:   
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Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 1:14pm
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May have to forward it on to Zeke.
He just doesn't understand that some days I just HAVE to be grumpy and he just has to deal with it!!! |
Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 2:01pm
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That's a classic! Thanks for sharing... might have to send it on. ------------- Andie |
Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 2:15pm
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ooooooooh I like it!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 2:35pm
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I have seen this one before but must admit.....damn true!!!
I might have to copy it, format it into a nice email and send it to my hubby for his birthday Pressie..(on Tuesday).....he he ha ha...the best gift ever, the gift of life....LOL ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 2:50pm
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i have just sent it to dean at work.... ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 2:53pm
ha ha ha   ------------- Aimee Hannah 22/10/05 Greer 11/02/08 |
Posted By: mrs frantic
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 3:50pm
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LOL Becca! ------------- Mrs Frantic Baby Maddisyn born 28 Sept 2006 http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 04 August 2006 at 5:05pm
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