Dear........
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Topic: Dear........
Posted By: _H_
Subject: Dear........
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 9:00am
Good for a giggle 
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear J.K. Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Sincerely, Anonymous Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Boyfriend, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, Spiders Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. Sincerely, BP Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985 Dear Justin Bieber, Ariel would really love her voice back. Sincerely, King Triton Dear Rose, There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us. Sincerely, Jack Dear Windshield Wipers, Can't touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle Dear Taylor Swift, If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end. Sincerely, Shakespeare Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind Dear Santa, Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's. Sincerely, Tiger Woods Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I Can't. Breathe. Sincerely, Your Balls Dear Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now? Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio Dear Sleeping Beauty, I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up. Sincerely, Mulan Dear Romeo, My death isn't the only thing I've been faking... Sincerely, Juliet Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed Dear Sex Educators, Abstinence is only 99.99% effective. Sincerely, The Virgin Mary Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear Toaster, Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Sincerely, Toast Dear Edward, I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart. Sincerely, a stake Dear Prince Charming, You've got some explaining to do! Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: peanut butter
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 9:06am
| ha ha ha...very funny! |
Posted By: MrsEmma
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 9:35am
Haha awesome! Love the window wiper one  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: MyLilSquishy
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 9:37am
BAHAHAHA my fave was the windshield wipers one 
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Posted By: escadachic
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 9:42am
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Can I please copy this and put it on my FB?
Just thought it polite to ask before doing so. Is that ok? -------------   
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Posted By: MamaT
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 9:51am
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Haha, I loved the windscreen wiper one too.
Very well done. -------------  
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Posted By: _H_
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 10:02am
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Thats fine escadachic. i actually got it from an email i was sent ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 10:08am
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hahaha -------------  
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Posted By: tictacjunkie
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 10:14am
| Lol, thanks for the giggle, =) |
Posted By: Babykatnz
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 10:37am
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some of those are fricken hilarious!! ------------- Brandon - 05/12/2003  
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Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 10:57am
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I love this! ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
Posted By: Mucky_Tiger
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 11:47am
| love it. totally made me LOL for real. |
Posted By: queenbean
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 11:51am
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Posted By: TheKelly
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 12:17pm
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ohhh I laughed out loud at those!!! in fact...I LOL'd !
brilliant. Am stealing it ------------- 
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Posted By: Kalimirella
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 12:48pm
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I love that :D
Lots of fun, I'm sure I'm getting weird looks for laughing at my computer. ------------- Kiara is 3 and Teagan is 2, now we're expecting our long awaited 3rd! http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: _SMS_
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 12:58pm
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Bahahahahahahaha so funny. -------------  
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Posted By: kriss
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 3:28pm
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I laughed out loud too, haha! Thanks for the giggle x ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: jazzy
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 3:45pm
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lol love funnies...we should start a thread for them or add to yours...must go look for some
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Posted By: sbeach
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 3:49pm
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frickin hilarious ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 5:45pm
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Dear Windshield Wipers,
loved this the most!!!!!! ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: tictacjunkie
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 7:30pm
| I think someone (or many someones) should harass admin into making a forum for funnies. Somewhere to go for a guaranteed giggle when you're having a crap day would be great. |
Posted By: mrsturtle
Date Posted: 27 January 2011 at 11:05pm
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Fantastic
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Posted By: WestiesGirl
Date Posted: 28 January 2011 at 12:07am
LOL!! Love it. Had to read them to DH even he laughed out loud  ------------- Our Angel July 08  Gone but not forgotten
And to complete our family, our princess has arrived 
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Posted By: lil_lease
Date Posted: 28 January 2011 at 12:32am
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Where is that bleatin Like button!!! ------------- Antony, gone but never forgotten 2-4-2010 
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