The essential pregnancy Q & A!
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Topic: The essential pregnancy Q & A!
Posted By: Paws
Subject: The essential pregnancy Q & A!
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:02am
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What you always needed to know!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: mum2emj
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:04am
lol, thats funny paws 
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:18am
| lol nice!! |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:46am
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LOL that is good. I can't show that to my SIL we are trying to convince her that she should have a baby. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Carmel
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 11:45am
| lol |
Posted By: ellabellame
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 12:34pm
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lol, thats great! ------------- |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 12:51pm
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LMAO - nearly wet myself (not that that requires much effort these days...) -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 1:55pm
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lol very funny ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: EthansMummy
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 5:16pm
LMAO They are FANTASTIC!!!  ------------- ** MUM TO ** Ethan 29/08/2006 Brooke 22/09/2008 |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 12:43am
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lol ive seen that before but there were 2 others u didnt have
Q:if my husband is bloodtype a positive and im a negative and our child is, say o positive..what does that mean? A:-it means the game is up Q: im 8months pregnant and recently ive noticed people smiling at me a lot,even complete strangers...why? A:theyre smiling at you because your'e fatter than they are |
Posted By: nicola86
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 2:29pm
| lol so funny |