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Grandparent’s answer phone message

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Topic: Grandparent’s answer phone message
Posted By: myfullhouse
Subject: Grandparent’s answer phone message
Date Posted: 16 March 2011 at 11:52am
This has been going around for a while but always good for a chuckle

"Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, dial 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"


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Lindsey





Replies:
Posted By: jazzy
Date Posted: 16 March 2011 at 11:59am
hee hee love it


Posted By: james
Date Posted: 16 March 2011 at 12:55pm
lol funny

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Posted By: MamaT
Date Posted: 16 March 2011 at 1:24pm
Hahaha, awesome!!

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