kids say the darndest things
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Topic: kids say the darndest things
Posted By: mrsm
Subject: kids say the darndest things
Date Posted: 26 October 2011 at 9:15pm
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DD often comes out with some awesome one-liners so I thought it would be fun to share some of the cute/funny things our kiddies say.
When I read DD a story before bed I sit next to her in her bed, both snuggled under the covers. I often have to ask her to move over as my bottom is bigger than the space she left. The other night she moved over and said "there's room for your big bum now"  ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: MrsEmma
Date Posted: 26 October 2011 at 9:28pm
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Bahahaha, charming lol
DS isn't talking a whole lot yet but I look forward to what he comes up with The best he does at the moment is calling out to strangers when we're out by yelling Hi or Bye (while waving) until they answer him and if they don't he says a very loud 'oh no, naughty'
Cool thread idea, I look forward to reading more! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Shelt
Date Posted: 27 October 2011 at 1:14pm
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Yesterday, while reading DD a story "mum I really like your skin" (not sure why, my skin isn't that great).
When I asked her if she liked the new drawers I brought "oh yes mum you make some lovely decisions" (what the?) While carrying my handbag upstairs "I look like a really old lady carrying this bag" me - do I look like an old lady when I am carrying it? her - "yes, but thats coz you are really really old" (thanks for that one). Reading Humpty Dumpty in her nursery rhyme book, when I said all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty together again "poor humpty, they need some better sticky tape" (lol). ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: MamaT
Date Posted: 27 October 2011 at 1:46pm
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Oh how gorgeous. I love reading stories like this, it is making me really look forward to when DS starts putting words together. I can't wait to hear what he comes out with -------------  
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Posted By: Limochick
Date Posted: 27 October 2011 at 2:42pm
lmao kids say such awesome things but sometimes they are brutally honest 
The other night my 7yr old gave me a hug and said I never used to be able to do this cos you were too round  (I've recently lost 30kg)
I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen for a couple of months and her 4yr old son asked my boys why they were visiting with there aunty, when my boys said that it was there mum he said but she used to be really fat lol!! -------------  
 
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Posted By: fattykat
Date Posted: 27 October 2011 at 3:04pm
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DD said the other day 'I not have a poo stinky bum ah Mummy just Daddy do'
I cried I was laughing so hard....DP didn't think it was quite as funny |
Posted By: newme
Date Posted: 28 October 2011 at 7:21pm
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DS1 (3 years) was playing with the vacuum cleaner cord, trying to plug it in. I told him not to do it in case he got a shock, and he asked what would happen if he got a shock and I explained he could get very hurt and some people have died from electric shocks.
Later on he was asking who Grandads Dad was, and I said that I called him Pop, but he was dead now. After a few moments "Well, he shouldn't have been playing with the vacuum cleaner cord, should he!" |
Posted By: rachelsea
Date Posted: 28 October 2011 at 8:51pm
Haha Shelt, DD always says to me "Mama you have beautiful skin" while stroking my cheek  my skin isn't that great either lol
The other day while I was changing DS's nappy, DD said "Lets throw this baby out and buy a new one", I said "No, we love this baby" and she said "Ok keep this baby and buy two new ones too" ummm no thanks 
I need to write down everything she says, they come out with such funny cute stuff eh ------------- DD 4yrs DS 2yrs http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Shelt
Date Posted: 28 October 2011 at 10:04pm
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DD and I had a talk about why she doesn't have a brother or sister like her friends do and I told her that maybe one day I'd have another baby but not any time soon. A few days later we went to visit a friend who has a 3 month old and she said "are we taking this baby home mum" and I said no, she was my friends baby not ours and DD said "thats good coz I don't like this one much anyway" lol. ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Genie
Date Posted: 28 October 2011 at 10:17pm
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OMG they do say some hilarious things, I wish I could remember all the things my kids have said or written them down!
Today Lyall came rushing inside all concerned saying "Mum, Mum, Dad's lawning" (mowing the lawns lol) ETA: And he thinks us telling him our baby is in Mummy's tummy is the most blatant silly thing we could expect him to believe..he says "Noooo we are getting our baby from kindy" He doesn't go to kindy yet but is VERY keen to start. ------------- 
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Posted By: crafty1
Date Posted: 29 October 2011 at 9:07pm
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The other day Alex said "Wow mummy look at that fat man" really loudly as this man walked past. Embarrassing! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: snugglebug
Date Posted: 29 October 2011 at 11:00pm
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I had a good laugh reading these. Obviously DS doesn't talk yet but crafty1 your post reminded me of how when my sister and I were little my Dad took us to the doctors and my sister said to me, look at that woman she's fat like Mrs Beasley (teacher at the time) lol he was mortified!
I laughed so hard at 'lawning' hehe ------------- Me 28, DH 29 DS born 20 Nov 2010 (4 years old) #2 due October 7 http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: mrsm
Date Posted: 10 November 2011 at 10:39pm
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I was in the kitchen tonight putting dinner together. The kids were in the lounge just around the corner and went a little quiet. I called out to ask what they were doing. Chloe (nearly 3yrs) calls out "I'm reading the news"....okaaaay, so I ask what Alex (11 months) is doing and she says "he's playing on the computer". Images of him sitting in the chair playing an online game while she is perched on the couch with the newspaper spring to mind, so I peak around and she has a little cookbook in hand and he is playing with cable hanging off the desk. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: heavenly.talker
Date Posted: 01 November 2013 at 2:58pm
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It was quite a while ago when DS1 (now 3 1/2) still wasn't saying that much. One day we were practising counting. I said one, he said one, I said two, he said two, I said what comes after two, he said three, I said what comes after three, he said, timeout. Cheeky minx, we count down from 10 :-) ------------- TTC our 3rd child 5+ yrs. Self-funding. Over 55 medicated cycles. 3 m/c's iuis, ivf with ICSI fresh BFN, 1 FET BFN. PCOS horrible. Endo and adhesions from c-sects resected. DH few wrigglers. FAITH! |