A Mismatched Pair of Gloves
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Topic: A Mismatched Pair of Gloves
Posted By: daikini
Subject: A Mismatched Pair of Gloves
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 1:55pm
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A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to a department store and brought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a a pair of panties for herself. During wrapping the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note: "Dearest Darling, This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the longer ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade but the lady I brought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked smart. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see them again. When you take them off blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and will wear them for me on Friday night. All My Love. PS: Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing." ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 2:13pm
Hehehe 
I've seen that one before...it's funny!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 3:52pm
hahahahahahahaha! that's great!  ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: jax
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:22pm
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hahahahah oh dear !! I had to stop myself from actually laughing out loud at that one !! ------------- Jacquie - Mama to Erin, 13.07.06 - Chief Cat Chaser & Marmite Sammie Eater 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:06pm
lol sooo funny ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: EthansMummy
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:25pm
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LOL that is a good one ------------- ** MUM TO ** Ethan 29/08/2006 Brooke 22/09/2008 |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 8:06pm
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Hilarious! -------------  |