The Mummy test
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Topic: The Mummy test
Posted By: Two Blondinis
Subject: The Mummy test
Date Posted: 06 December 2006 at 7:30pm
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I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied with a big smile on my face.  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
 
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