Bit of a laugh
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Topic: Bit of a laugh
Posted By: caraMel
Subject: Bit of a laugh
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:29pm
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:34pm
HAHAHAHA I love the top part, can't read it often enough 
But the 'finale' really made me laugh   Good one!-------------  |
Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:49pm
LMAO ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 1:39am
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Thank you sooo much for the laugh, have to do it quietly as everyone asleep but great!! ------------- Kerryn, Mum to Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09) |
Posted By: Gracielou
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 7:28am
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That is soooooooooo funny! ------------- 
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Posted By: nuttymama
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 11:06am
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I love it. Have already sent it to several like minded people. ------------- Abigail 06/01/2005 Jayden 21/11/2001 Micheal 03/04/1997 |
Posted By: ellabellame
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 11:10am
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hahaha, wow that actually made me laugh out loud, i got a funny look from DP. soooo funny! ------------- |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 4:33pm
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lol i love that one ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 5:59pm
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Ahhh that's excellent. thanks for sharing the laugh! ------------- Andie |