Okay. Topic on FARTS!! EEK..Sorry
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Topic: Okay. Topic on FARTS!! EEK..Sorry
Posted By: Kelpa
Subject: Okay. Topic on FARTS!! EEK..Sorry
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 12:32pm
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I have a problem. Some might think i am very shallow. Some might have the same problem (I hope) Some may just think I am nuts!
My partner has some problems with farting. I dont mind so much the amount of these "emissions" he does ..its just THEY REALLY STINK. To the point that I am getting quite turned off and it is not really pleasant. :o( Does anyone have some remedies to stop the smell??? (Have just reread this and it sounds so stupid but its kind of bugging me as it happens MOST nights) -------------  
 
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Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 12:40pm
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LMAO...its a male thing...and just make sure he doesnt have fan behind him when he does it - voice of experience...
mine is hopeless - he does it and then looks at cat and points that is was her....am guessing the baby will gte the blame soon.... no remeides - just understanding!!! |
Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 12:41pm
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Hmmm...he needs to get his insides clean! Go to a health shop and get one of those cleaning drink thingies and that should stop the "SMELL".
Or go see a doc! Sorry I am not much of a help...but my hubby farts too...so a man thing...but most times its just the sound...but still anoys the hell out of me!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 1:00pm
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Sometimes it is to do with the amount of fat they eat (the bad fats). If you cut those out and it makes a difference then there may be your answer. If not then its a man thing. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 1:05pm
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Cut down on his veges, apparently vegetarians fart more and are more... fragrant than carnivores.
------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 1:08pm
Buy a cork 
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 2:23pm
LOL... I dont know if that is a good idea.....it has to go some where....he he ha ha  ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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pepsi wrote:Posted By: Bizzy
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 2:24pm
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tell him to fart outside .... stinky ones are eeewwww...
especially in the bedroom...  ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker"> 
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Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 2:43pm
Ugh, guys are so stinky! Whenever DP farts in bed, I shake the covers so that the smell wafts over his way  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 2:56pm
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Yuk! I'd look into his diet... fats, cabbage, onion, garlic...? Are some nights worse than others, maybe that'll help pin-point the cause. -------------  |
Posted By: nuttymama
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 3:56pm
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I'm sorry I had to have a little laugh, Hubby is so proud when ever he farts and even more so if it smells. I can't offer any advise just know you are not alone ------------- Abigail 06/01/2005 Jayden 21/11/2001 Micheal 03/04/1997 |
Posted By: rug_nz
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 4:13pm
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You sure its him and you are not just asking for yourself but blaming him .
Oh thats right girls don't fart .
In the bath make the best ones ------------- Look out! It's a man. SAHD 
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Posted By: Bizzy
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 4:18pm
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dont know about girls rug - but this lady does...hubby does sneaky smelly ones - i do loud and proud ones. ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker">
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Posted By: MummyFreckle
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 5:09pm
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Yup - in our house I always giggle whenever I do one....its a dead giveaway. Cant ever pretend I havent!
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Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 5:41pm
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At least he doesn't 'cupcake' you, Kelly! ... for the curious - a cupcake is when they can't dutch oven you because you're not in bed but still won't let a good fart go to waste and ... so they cup their hands where the fart just arrived, 'grab' some air, and release it right in your face. Who would have ever thought that such a stupid idea would actually work?!? But hubby thinks it's hilarious. ------------- Andie |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 6:38pm
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Euuuuuuugh, I am so not letting hubby know about that one Andie! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and:
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Posted By: hailstones
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 7:52pm
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SimSam, I am the same, can't help it have to have a giggle, and yep gsmum boys ones are smelly!!!!!!! Girls fart but are never as smelly as the boys ones.
Do lots of eggs make them smellier??????? I would definatly look into the diet side of things. ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Kelpa
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 8:27pm
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Oh My GOD..you guys crack me up. I really am trying to think lightly of it but every night its like this. ESPECIALLY in the bedroom ..and they are real eggy ones Rotten ones.
I LOVE the smell of Rotorua....give me that any day!Thats mild compared to what goes on here Oh dear.  -------------
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Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 8:30pm
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Look up something herbal I say and slip it into his brekky
And heheheheheheehehe @ all the rest of the posts
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 8:37pm
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hahahahahahahahahaha I just read DH the posts, he's laughing. At least I know I'm not the only one suffering hee. I sympathise with you!! He reckons he's gonna "cupcake" me... cant wait ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 8:38pm
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oh yeah and it is sooo a boy thing, Jake giggles when he or anyone else lets rip... mDH just says "thats my boy!" ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: rug_nz
Date Posted: 07 March 2007 at 11:37pm
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LOL this is a funny topic.
The funniest one I know of is when you walk past someone(DP) and they are standing with there back to you, You back up to there bum and let rip Pressed up against there bum they get the full virbation ------------- Look out! It's a man. SAHD
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Posted By: Deez
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 12:05am
LMAO!!!!!DP's farts dont stink they just sound really bad...and Lycan has done some shockers as well....We always giggle esp. when they go on forever or when its not even worth the effort of trying to let it out. I have been known to let it rip  so much that i give myself a shock and if DP just happens to be home at the time we laugh so hard it hurts.
oh my friend did this to me...it's funny now but NOT at the time......We were standing at the counter waiting to be served and she let a MEAN SILENT & VIOLENT one go and walked outside and left me standing there. By the time I got a whiff my friend was outside laughing with tears in her eyes while I was standing there red faced being served.....I can only imagine what the lady that served me was thinking...... -------------  
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Posted By: my2angels
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 7:48am
must be a male thing, kobe has the smelliest farts ever, worse than hubbys most of the time! And poos too, man he stinks out the toilet. Almost want him back in nappies to contain the smell. 
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Posted By: yummymummy
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 9:52am
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Don't know if this will be much help but I have heard both fart and poo smells are related to the food that has been eaten. Does he eat lots of spicy/flavoursome foods like indian/mexican etc or lots of meat? Maybe try to get him to eat more fruits and veggies and milder foods like cheese/pasta etc and see if that helps. ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: luna
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 10:23am
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I am going to say the same thing - it's something he's eating!
If hubby has anything with peanuts, eggs or garlic, he has real sulphuric ones too ... awful, so I know how you feel!! ------------- Selina http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 11:04am
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its a red meat thing, as well, as it lterally has to "rot" inside you to pass, so if he eats alot of red meat...
Rug, you are sooooo classy. Do they hand out pamphlets at "man school" to you all on farting, and the best way to get a reasction from your DP's ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 4:01pm
Heh heh heh 
You could tell him you're going to get him a voucher for a course of colonic irrigation therapies because he's so stinky ... Maybe then he'll go and do them away from you to try and avoid it!!
If not ...book him the damn colonic! 
P.S. My DH reeks too. It's a DH thing. The worst is my dogs (they're inside dogs - I'm home alone at night, so it's a security thing for me) ...usually just as I'm drifting off to sleep, one or both of them let rip and *that* stinks!! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 4:02pm
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I had just to share my funny, I have been with my partner for 11 years now....he has not once farted in front of me! I don't know how he manages to hold onto it, but when he is alseep he lets rip! L O L ! So between his snoring and farting our house is quite noisey at night. I am pleased to say his son hasn't the same habit he farts and then laughs....tell me where does an 8 month old learn that? Def. not mummy!
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 4:03pm
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Oh, and this will make you laugh ...
Not long after DH and I moved into our first house we were out doing the grocery shopping. There was a young child we were following who was being a right toad, and DH went up behind him, farted, and quickly walked away. The kid's mother (presumably) turned around horrified (she hadn't seen DH!), and told the child off for farting at the supermarket! DH nearly wet his pants laughing. The little boy was very well behaved the rest of the way around the supermarket ...though he kept giving DH very evil looks! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: jax
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 5:03pm
You think dogs are bad, I could lend you one of my cats to snuggle up to... Nina was almost named Stinky for this very reason !!  ------------- Jacquie - Mama to Erin, 13.07.06 - Chief Cat Chaser & Marmite Sammie Eater 
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 6:48pm
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I was watching Oprah today and she was told by the dr she had on that people (both males and females) fart 14 times a day. Just for something off the topic. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Myamy
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 7:59pm
| Geesh we all have alot to say about men farting!! Thank god my Df doesnt stink (too often) but he is still mighty proud of them! Good luck on finding a cure |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 8:06pm
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Ok, here is my fart story.
A few years back, when I was flatting, me and the girls just used to let rip freely, sometimes even give each other points out of ten. Just like boys do. We would even lift our legs top get better noise..
Well, I used to "date" this guy who went to work in Israel for 6 months fixing planes, and while he was away, we just got grosser. Me and him used to hang out at his place before he went away, so he never saw this classy behaviour. ANYHOW, not long after he came home, maybe about a week, he was around home one night, and I was lying on the floor, completely forgetting that this man idolises his darling mother and he was a great believer in the "wh*re in the bedroom, cook in the kitchen and lady in the lounge room" school of thought, so I had never farted in front of him, anyway, I felt a good one brewing up, so I lifted my leg and let rip. My flatties were in the kitchen rolling on the floor in silent laughter, and I was dying in the lounge, becasue he couldn't have had a more disgusted look on his face if I had taken a dump right on the floor in front of him, and he told me how disgusting and revolting it was. Now, this guy was no square, prude etc, but he really hated girls farting. Needless to say, he broke up with me by the weekend. (lucky escape for me, though). Now, "apparently" he broke up with me because I was "more of a friend" to him (story of my life) but, even though I since found out he had been having a wild time tomcatting all round the world on his month long trip after the 6 months in Israel and had met an american chick he wanted to "date", I can't help but wonder if the fart sealed my fate... hmmm What a waste of the 8 months he was away that I could have been tomcatting!  ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 8:08pm
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Oh yeah, I actually find burps more disgusting than farts, ESPECIALLY if they smell! ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: Deez
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 10:21pm
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Lycan is starting know when hes farting. He does about 3 farts in a row and then looks around and when he spots you he starts laughing... -------------
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 08 March 2007 at 10:27pm
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james cracks u[p if anyone frats around him and he and grandad do high five everytime one of them frats ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: ooEvaoo
Date Posted: 09 March 2007 at 12:35am
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Gosh looks like we all have this problem! My DP always farts at night...and maaaaan it peeves me off cos they reek...and its like uhhhh I dont wanna hear or smell that *BEEP*....half the time he blames in on bubz....but lukily Kahtrells farts dont stink so I always know who the culprit is lmfaoOo. Kahtrell use to fart a lot...and when I lift his bum up to change his nappie..that always cracks me up lolz. And as for me......I'm a lady hehehe. I only ever do it if I'm alone...or at night when I know DP is fast asleep hehe. ------------- 
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Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 09 March 2007 at 8:43am
To the original poster. I'm ssss ooo rrrrrryyyy you're having this ... problem.
I'd say it's the diet. But you guys will have to work it out cuz it's different for each guy. Some it's meat, some it's specific veges, some it's cheeses and other things. It'll help if he wants to change too, otherwise you could run into some problems, suddenly changing his diet... (grrrr between man and his food...) Now...to the real reason why I replyed here: ROFLMAO. I almost peed myself laughing at this thread.
Ahehehehehehhehe. Yeah.... Girls dont fart... I don't know about you, but some of theirs are worse than ours. At least we're proud of it eh? 20 points. And 20 points to gsmum too 
50 points!
No they don't actually... but it's a good idea. I'm gonna take that for "The Initiation Into Manhood - Subject #43346-IGoT2P - Transference of Idiosyncracktic Stratosphere." Thank you!
-50 points
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 09 March 2007 at 8:54am
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LOL Annie - my FIL insists that burping after a meal is like complimenting a chef, in the Indian culture..... I feel like reminding him that we're not in India but I really don't think that'll improve the situation so I shut up lol ------------- |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 09 March 2007 at 10:10am
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Annie - charming is all I have to say. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |