Quotable Quotes
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Topic: Quotable Quotes
Posted By: Chovynz
Subject: Quotable Quotes
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:28am
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Me: "So, Hows life living with me?"
DW: "It has it's ups and downs..." Me:   
What's some of yours? ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: Mama2two
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:43am
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This is my DH's favourite:
Me: Do you love me? DH: Well I'm here aren't I? It has become a joke in our household. It's almost a term of endearment now  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Lissy
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:20am
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Haha that must be a male thing cause my DH says that too! ------------- Harlan Drew DOB: 06.12.06 & Stepmum to Ethan & Christian, DOB: 25.02.99 |
Sterryn wrote:Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:21am
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DH - (calling from another room) Love you...
ME - Ditto.... Erks him everytime cause that is what he did to me for a while so now i turn it back on him....LOL!!! |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 10:46am
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Me: I'm pregnant (with Maya)
Him: What's new, pussycat? -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
 (02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 11:22am
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Rodney thinks its true romance to say
"wanna root?" or if he's feeling sentimental, he might say "wanna root, cupcake?" He said it once, and it got a very, um, negative reaction, so its kind of a joke inour house now.. ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 11:49am
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lol annie! i have nothing to add but that cracked me up ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 11:50am
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"Daddy said I could"
*Daddy ducks and hides* ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:23pm
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A bit tasteless but I had it on my blog yesterday (re IVF)...
Me "I'm going to get a new outfit for egg retrieval and embryo replacement day" Him "What? Like crotchless knichers?"  
OR, when the specialist tells us at our appointment that DH's spermies aren't so great ... Him, straight away "Too many kicks in the nuts ..." And then they both look at me!! I didn't do it! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:25pm
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OOooorrr ... a while ago, I was (jokingly) suggesting we set up a wife maintenance fund. I think we were talking about what constitutes prostitution when girls go for guys because of money only, and I ofered to charge him per shag for spending money, and then when he was highly affronted, setting up the wife maintenance fund ...(this is the gist of it, I can't remember the exact words now)
Me "We could start a Wife Maintenance fund" Him "We already have one" Me "We do?" Him "Yes. My salary"
Obviously I have (semi) mended my ways since then  ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 3:55pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can believe it! ------------- |
Posted By: baalamb
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 7:05pm
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Hehe! So funny... I've been known to get DH's eyeballs rolling at times hehehe. My fave is:
DH: I've been thinking...... Me: Did it hurt? 
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Posted By: BabyOnBoard
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 7:36pm
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*me looking very concerned*
DF: Whats wrong? ME: I had something intelligent to say but then I forgot. I still get teased about it now  ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:39pm
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DF "what are you making?"
ME "a cheese and vegemite sammy" DF "whats it got in it?" ME "Cheese...oh, DUH!" He always traps me into saying really stupid things... ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:53pm
Hehehehehe ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:58pm
| ginger, i remember that crotchless knicker thing from your blog, but it reminded me of the time I found a pair in my mum's undie drawer......shudder |
Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:02pm
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mike just says stupid things anyway.. you know, like telling the kids not to eat with their mouth full.
He did make the doctor laugh the other day when he took the girls.. he noticed ayja had her shoes on the wrong feet, she puts them on herself. apparently he told her that she had put her feet on the wrong way. ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja 
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Posted By: Brenna
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:09pm
lol!!!!! ------------- My beautiful 2 girls...nearly 4 and 13 months
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:36pm
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That is us but opposite it's usually me that say i've been thinking. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: nuttymama
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 8:27am
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This happened a while ago at some ungodly hour DH woke me up and now it's a standard joke between us:
DH: Love you Me: Love you too DH: Love you more Me: Probably do I couldn't help it I was tired! ------------- Abigail 06/01/2005 Jayden 21/11/2001 Micheal 03/04/1997 |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 10:25am
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DW and me on our wedding day at the end of a long day, me lying on her chest (sorry if TMI):
Me: I can hear your heartbeat... Her: Wake me if it stops. ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 10:29am
Hehe I did that one once, it was hilarious to see his expression! ------------- |
Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 1:25pm
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lol.. we do that too... usually till one of us says "love you times infinity".. to have the other say "and beyond" like buzz lightyear. ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 3:55pm
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Me (walking into lounge after making the bed to find two boys sitting playing nicely, watching a dvd): Oh, you two are playing so nice-
Jake (looking annoyed) SSSSHHHHH mummy, nbo talking!!! movie!!!! |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 19 June 2007 at 9:02am
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To set the scene ...
It's 7am. DH is in bed this morning, snuggled in amongst the fluffy sheets and duvet, zzzzzing off. I've just been outside to put fresh water in the dogs' bowls, and my hands are like ice blocks. I've just walked into the bedroom to give DH a goodbye kiss before I leave for work, and stuck my freezing hands under the duvet and put them on his stomach to warm them up ... DH "Get out of my house you horrible woman!!" Me "You'd miss me if I wasn't here you know ..." DH "Too right. But for now, bugger off." ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 20 June 2007 at 7:40pm
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ooo Ginger, you horrible woman ------------- |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 20 June 2007 at 11:08pm
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heheh ginger
sitting whacthing the news wth my dad dad- bloody imagrents cant they stay in there own contries me-but dad didnt your parent immagrate here lol hehehe got him on that one on a side note my dad is part scott -part ducth so he very firey hehehehe ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 20 June 2007 at 11:11pm
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talking to my mum about her wedding day
me- hay mum werent you preggy they day you got married with me mum- no you were prem me- ummm i was prem mum- yep yep mum i was a 3 month prem 10 pound baby mum-yep you sure were me things she has a very foggy memoryhehehehehehe ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 21 June 2007 at 10:07am
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Ha this is my MIL with her first, she still says she wasn't pregnant when she got married. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 21 June 2007 at 2:08pm
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Hahaha 10 lb baby 3 mos early? Yea right! ------------- |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 21 June 2007 at 2:08pm
hehe i think my mum is in denile its quite funny relly and what gets me is dad will back her up ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 21 June 2007 at 2:47pm
Hahahaha Lu! Might have to try that one with Ella when she asks  ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 21 June 2007 at 2:53pm
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LOL... very funny Lu!
Won't work here... Kiya was 6 months old when Nat and I met, and nearly 3 when we got married... though I think she forgets that, because the other day she asked me why she was nearly 3 when we got married, and why we didn't get married before she was born! ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |