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Topic: Nine words women use!! LOL

Posted By: nuttymama
Subject: Nine words women use!! LOL
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 2:43pm

DH just sent this to me from work, I thought it was very true and quite funny so thought I would share.

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F...k you!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true

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Abigail 06/01/2005
Jayden 21/11/2001
Micheal 03/04/1997

Replies:

Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 3:08pm

This one cracks me up every time!! We need to learn more words, women!

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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 3:12pm

LOVE IT!!!

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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 6:08pm

oh so true.....love it!

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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 6:11pm

Everytime I see this I think it s so funny and true.

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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!

Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 6:57pm

How about #10 - "We'll see", which really means "no, but I can't be arsed arguing with you about it so I'll let you think you're in with a chance."

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Maya Grace (28/02/03)