Anti-Breeding Exam
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Topic: Anti-Breeding Exam
Posted By: Chovynz
Subject: Anti-Breeding Exam
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:05pm
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This is a topic started from a different thread in the http://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8730&get=last#171445 - other place . Here's some possible questions for an Anti-Breeding Exam. Add your own. The Goal is 100 questions (if your gonna take an exam it's gotta be a good one!)
Anti Breeding Exam(If you answer yes to any of these questions, you get an instant fail.) Q.1 Have you ever had sex with your brother/sister/relative/dog? Q.2 Do you like Elvis? Q.3 Do you dislike shaving your underarms? Q.4 Do you refuse to wear makeup on a hot summers day in the middle of an icestorm whilst eating chillies and wearing jandals? Q.5 Do you? Q.6 Did you? Q.8 Have you? Q.7 How could you? Q.8 Will you feel like bashing your kids? Q.9 Would you ever feel angry? Q.10 Do you like to breathe heavily at 3am in the morning? (by the way if any of this offends you, dont look at it.  It's meant as a joke.) ------------- Defending the male species since 1980 
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Posted By: Konagirl
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:18pm
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Q.11 Does dinner come in a box, with at least 2 parts of it deep fried?
Q.12 Do you have webbed feet? Q.13 Are you a ginga? Q.14 Is your mother also your sister? Q.15 Do you often find yourself howling at the moon? Man I hope I got the joke. ------------- Angel babies Mar '04, Oct '08 and Sep '09. |
Posted By: MILF
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:19pm
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Q.16 How many fingers am i holding up?
Q.17 If a man says something in the middle of a forest and noone is around to hear him, is he still wrong? Q.18 What is the best fad to come out of the 80's? Q.19 What is the best thing to come out of taiwan? Q.20 List the steps you would take to change a car tyre Q.21 What colour am i thinking of? Q.22 What time is sex and the city replayed on tv? Q.23 What channel should you watch mostly? Q.24 What is the 7th letter of the alphabet? Q.25 Click here to pass the test. ------------- Lyla - mum to Xanthe -  my big 4 year old 
and Jordis - 1 year old 
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Posted By: MILF
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:21pm
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HAHA Konagirl, i luv your ginga question! that should so be on a potential breeding exam! (ducks the flying ginga attacks) ------------- Lyla - mum to Xanthe - my big 4 year old
and Jordis - 1 year old
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Posted By: Konagirl
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:28pm
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Q.26 do you know the line-up on daytime tv, on all channels?
Q.27 Do you know who did it? Q.28 Was it you? Q.29 Would all your clothes melt if you got to close to a naked flame? Q.30 Do you have to wear contacts as well as glasses because your optometrist couldn't make a big enough lense? ------------- Angel babies Mar '04, Oct '08 and Sep '09. |
Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:55pm
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:59pm
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Q.31 Are you featured on 20/20 about "dolls" ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:05pm
Errrmmmm chovynz does that mean that you like shaving your underarms???  ------------- |
chovynz wrote:Posted By: Jennz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:11pm
LMAO I LOVE it!!!! ------------- Jen, Charlotte 7 & Kate 3 
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Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:11pm
I answered "Yes" to one of those questions so what does that mean?? ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/"> 
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:16pm
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Uh oh. I failed my own test..... ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:20pm
oh god and I married IT!
Given my choice of occupation I am taking the 5th cause I know people who fit into these categories so probably know way more than 100 questions to put here unfortunately.... Now off to find out which one DH answered yes to.....
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Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:23pm
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I Like Elvis alrightr but only one or two songs not many? ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:24pm
Hey does any one know where I can buy 560 different flavours of Doughnuts like the Vodafone ad say's if so what flavours do they have? ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:26pm
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Thread hijacking. Blam blam! whos your daddy. ROOOOAAAARR ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:29pm
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Just thought I would ask Sorry talk about advertizing working..... DADDY....... ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:30pm
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i got one
q.whatever - Is your family getting so complicated that there are no longer words in the Oxford dictionary to define your relationships? This was brought up after Lewis and I discussed what you called it, when you married a guy and had kids, then split up, had kids with his brother. are the kids cousins? or siblings? I figure if the dictionary doesn't have a name for it, shouldn't exist. |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:30pm
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half cousins?
@BSDH: "I Like Elvis alrightr but only one or two songs not many?" I like elvis too. That's twice I failed my test. Here's one for you bsdh. Q. 33 Can you name where to get all 560 different flavours of doughnuts and can you spare me $560? (if you answer yes to this you shouldn't breed. Not that you can't breed but probably shouldn't as it may display possible crazy genes.) ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:33pm
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Half whit? ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:37pm
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Halfling? ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:40pm
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EWWWWWWWWW http://www.stuff.co.nz/4092488a7773.html - Green Tea Donuts!!!!! ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:42pm
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Yummy Rum and Coke Donuts ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: Leish
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:43pm
 Green Tea Donuts------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:44pm
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http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/donut.html - I have a bigger donut than you. ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:44pm
| I;ve had these..and black sesame seeds doughbuts too...didn't buy them, i mean, why would you buy sesmae seed when you can get doubly chocolate? as for the taste....meh |
Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:47pm
laptop dying fasssstttt TTFN ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:49pm
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awwww. Think i might go now too then. *sulk* ------------- Defending the male species since 1980
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Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 11:06pm
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oh thank goodness for that!!!! BSDH laptop finally died and suddenly he arrived at my puter!!! hmmm.....knew you two were up to something...
GO TO BED!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 11:26pm
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BS.... now (and only now) he's packing to go out of town for work tomorrow morning! So much for bed LOL
Oh my goodness who did we marry? ------------- |
Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 8:26am
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LMAO....was thinking the same thing...should we be worried that they were more interested in each other last nite than us???? (actually dont think i really mind as meant i got peace!)
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Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 10:33am
Which might be what you get, if you breed with your relatives. Q. Do you like plushies? Q. Are you a plushie? Q. Is your partner your brother/sister/mother/father? ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:08pm
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What's a Plushie? should I Goggle it or not am I going to wish I hadn't when I have to explain to the I.T dept what I was doing with my laptop ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:31pm
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A plushie is an adult who dresses up as a soft toy. They even have conventions, its all way too disturbing. ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:38pm
Yeah....just watch the CSI episode...too wierd!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:57pm
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Oh Yeah I remember that they did all kinda kinky things dressed as stuffed toys just like on Pulp Sport!!! ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/">
I love my wee girl - Gabriella |
Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 3:04pm
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mmmmmm mouth still watering about donuts.... Krispy Kremes....... *drools all over keyboard..* ------------- formerly known as "Bee" Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy! Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones! |
Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 3:09pm
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yumm krispy kremes, do you get them in Akl?! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: Peace
Date Posted: 04 July 2007 at 1:33pm
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If you can only spell cat, dog and your name and that is with a giant X.
If you have more dogs than kids in your 15 bedded 2 room hut. You can count to potato on both hands. You use blended words like Mayonnaise in conversation "Mayonnaise gonna haffta mow the lawn to find THAT car" If you have to mow the lawn to find your car. If you porch has ever collapsed killing more than 15 family pets. You got to family reunions to meet women/men. You think a staple diet is a corn cob and diet coke with your deep fried chicken necks. You have ever had a non-vicuous animal remove a body part. You carry your keys and your dog on the same chain. When people talk about the economy, you assume that they have been shopping for bulk items at the supermarket. ------------- DD1 May 2006 DD2 March 2011 DD3 August 2012 |