Things you wouldn’t tell people IRL
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Topic: Things you wouldn’t tell people IRL
Posted By: mamanee
Subject: Things you wouldn’t tell people IRL
Date Posted: 27 July 2007 at 11:28pm
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Ok, so I've noticed that we can pretty much say anything on these boards no matter how disgusting, gross and embarrassing.. So I ask of you, what are some things that you would tell us on here that you wouldn't tell people in real life? I'll start
Three weeks ago I got my first period back after having Sam and unfortunately I was four hours away from home staying at my DPs grans house for the weekend so that we could go to a wedding. I bled sooooooooooo much it wasn't funny and I was really upset about it because I literally couldn't go two minutes without feeling that awful feeling that only women know about that makes them rush off to the toilet with their thighs clamped firmly together. Anyway I told my DPs gran what was happening and she offered me some of his dead grandfathers incontinence pull up adult nappies. Now normally... I would say 'erm.. thanks but no thanks'. But in this case I managed inbetween sobs to croak out a 'yes please, ok *sob* are you sure? thank you, I'm so embarrassed *hiccup* thank you, ok, *sob*'. So for the rest of the weekend I wandered around wearing adult incontinence diapers that chafed like a bitch and left me with a comely bunch in my undies. 
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 27 July 2007 at 11:53pm
Ohhh Renee, you have just made my day ! 
I will have to think about this for a bit and come back, I am usually fairly liberal but obviously sensitive to the context of certain situations etc. (where certain things wouldn't be appropriate) |
Posted By: MyMinis
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 5:48am
pre baby I wouldve been embarrassed to talk about most things, but after having babies I don't really have a problem, but only with certain people & online .
oh im sooooo not looking forward to my period coming back  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 11:43am
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my my god I have tears (from laughing) you poor lady!!!!!
I'm pretty open, actually and would say most of what I say in here irl, EXCEPT... TMI TMI I think I pooped on the delivery table when I was pushing Charlotte out and am too embarrassed to ask DP or M/W..  ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: Glow
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 12:55pm
Im a pretty open person usually & a bit messed up, hence i used to see a psychologist & take medication etc. But thats beside the point or what i blame my accident on... 
Umm whilst on this medication(my excuse lol) I was out having lunch with some friends one day. All of a sudden I could feel a big gas build up & had to let out a ripper of a fart... And low & behold she was a rather runny one Shamefully i excused myself, got up & wobbled away- hoping there werent stains on my ass as the slime slithered down my thighs I quickly headed to the public's to clean myself up, then to my car where i took off my dirty pants & panties & drove home with a bear bottom  ------------- Mummy of Two Boys B: 2004 K: 2007 |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 12:57pm
Blood stuff (eg AF), CM , any questions about sex etc... haha I don't talk about a lot of this stuff IRL 
Ewwwww incontience pads -------------  |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 1:19pm
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I'm pretty hard to shock, and pretty open about most things IRL.
But about 30 seconds ago I had to pee and had to use napkins as Willie didn't tell me we were out of flaming toilet paper!  Reminds me of back in the days when we were too poor to buy toilet paper and had to use newspaper ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 1:38pm
 OMG you guys, that is all so gross but hilarious! And Glow
Anything body related I dont think I would talk about IRL, other than some pregnancy and labour related things. I still get really embarrassed if I accidentally fart in front of my husband, and we've been together 8 years!! ------------- Aimee Hannah 22/10/05 Greer 11/02/08 |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 1:39pm
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Teehee Aimee, Willie and Maya have farting competitions ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 2:05pm
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Hahaha Renee and Glow you crack me up!!!! Im a pretty open person and talk about everything IRL and nothing shocks me much anymore, I gues it comes from being a nurse as there is nothing people havent told me, shown me, asked me about etc!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: tashzmum
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 2:42pm
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pre baby i would never talk about af or anything like that.and i was easily embrassed.
now i will talk about anything with anyone and only some things on jerry springer shock me lol i am not really shy about my body either-the other saturday i was out pruning my roses wearing a bra, my pink snoopy pj pants and pink fluffly cat slippers(they meow) and one of the works went flying down the race and was staring at me and i just smiled at him. i just didnt care lol. ------------- Natasha Jayde, 1-01-05(7lb3oz) Caroline Elisabeth, 9-04-08 (4lb15oz) Izabella Kate, 9-04-08(6lb7oz) Lexi Brenna, 23-01--2011(6lb6oz) |
Posted By: MyMinis
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 6:48pm
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oh Gloria that mustve been a horrible feeling
tashzmum lol i dont think after 2 kids i could ahve the courage to do that lol. were you not cold?? ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: tashzmum
Date Posted: 28 July 2007 at 7:06pm
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it was a warm saturday morning. i figured it was only the cows and the other people who worked on the farm who would see me so i wasnt fussed at all lol.
gloria- that would have been such a nasty feeling. i have drivin home in my undies before cos tash had thrown up all over my pants. ------------- Natasha Jayde, 1-01-05(7lb3oz) Caroline Elisabeth, 9-04-08 (4lb15oz) Izabella Kate, 9-04-08(6lb7oz) Lexi Brenna, 23-01--2011(6lb6oz) |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 29 July 2007 at 8:48pm
Oh this is hilarious! 
Nothing really to add as I'm pretty open about stuff IRL too |
Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 29 July 2007 at 9:23pm
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Glow!! OMG that is really funny! And Renee, bet you'll never forget that!
I have a similiar story glow that I don't think I've told ANYONE! Even Dh! As it was not long after we'd got married (nearly 8 yrs ago) & I was in the laundry in my nightie (no undies on) sorting the washing & needed to let off - & more than wind came out! It went running down my leg & thankfully the toilet was just next door so woddled to the loo to clean up then jumped straight in the shower! I wasn't expecting anything more to come out that's for sure. But at least i was at home - phew! I think I'm known to talk openly IRL, I say what everyone else is thinking a lot of the time. And fattartsrock - I KNOW I've pooped whilst in labour. I thought I felt it come out, so asked my MW "did i just poo?" and she looked & said "yep!", got a cloth & wiped it away. ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: mamanee
Date Posted: 29 July 2007 at 9:32pm
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Hahaha these stories are sooo funny!
It's amazing how many people actually poo themselves once or twice as an adult and would never tell someone in real life. Reminds me of one morning when I woke up with a HUGE hangover and someone was already in the toilet which was at the other end of the house to the bathroom, bloody weird student flat, so I had to spew in the bath, and the force of the spewing made the other end go as well.
I had to get in the shower like straight away and had to quickly run from the bathroom covering my bits with a hand towel to get to my bedroom so that I could get clothes and a towel. Thankfully I'm over my wild student drinking days! |
Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 29 July 2007 at 9:35pm
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LOL some of these stories crack me up!!!
I'm pretty much the same IRL as I am on here so will talk about just about anything really.. Oh yeah, I had been told so much about pooing when you have a baby that I kept worrying about it and hoping it wouldn't happen even though it's totally common and out of your control. My exact words after giving birth were: "Oh my god" (from the relief of it being over), then "Mum did I do a poo?" haha.. She said no, so of course I was quite happy about that...obviously more than wondering if baby had all her fingers and toes
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Posted By: AnnC
Date Posted: 29 July 2007 at 10:49pm
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I would say the same thing IRL as I would on here. I guess i probably talk alot more about my kids on here than i would IRL, as the little things get talked about too. IRL I would try and talk less about my kids and try and talk about other things - although my conversation is very limited other than kids. ------------- Ann 
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Posted By: Glow
Date Posted: 29 July 2007 at 10:52pm
Yep that wasnt the first time for me...(bloody medication lol)But I have told people about my incidents- coz im open & a shocker. Its good to talk about these things, better than bottling it up Who cares if its a need to know eh?------------- Mummy of Two Boys B: 2004 K: 2007 |
neeandsam wrote:Posted By: AnnC
Date Posted: 29 July 2007 at 11:17pm
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oh heres one from me... (the poop mentioned reminded me)
This is when my crohns was acting up something cronic -I was talking outside with DH friends GF and knew I needed to go #2. I was trying to hurry up DH but he didn't get the message (grr males and not getting female cues) in the end I had to excuse myself and rush to the toilet, well guess who didn't make it - poop was every where, worse thing was I had to go back out to talk to the GF and so had to rush around getting new knickers etc... LOL Now because I know ppl IRL on here they are gonna look at me differently LOL ------------- Ann
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Posted By: peachy
Date Posted: 30 July 2007 at 9:11am
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I have no shame telling anything to anyone IRL.........sometimes I actually think I embarrass people about the things I say more than it embarrasses me! DH is exactly the same, he tells it exactly as it is - like it or lump it is his opinion!
DH has go the worst poo story from when we were out on a daily run last year (its about him), he has told so many people about it and they just cringe when they hear it, but we thought it was hilarious!! I am sure you can all imagine what it would be! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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